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We discover what you already knew-- celebrities aren't good at podcasting and our show is way better. PLUS! No ad breaks! WE discuss homemade erotica for the elderly and get real catty talking about Michelle Obama dating Rachel from friends.

Happy April Fool's Day!

I think we talked about something at some point, and we did so aggressively.

We are clearly entering our prime. In less than one hour we were able to address public bathroom manners, public gummy usage, old people climaxing to Ted Cruz, and the ability for wives to read their husband's minds consistently.

As divisive as public discourse might be right now, I think we can all agree on two things. First, smart phones have been a universally positive addition to society, and second, we're waiting way too long to give babies their own phones. We break it down while being shy of propaganda.

This week we embark on a journey so unique, so brave, and so unhinged that literally nobody else has discussed it: what super powers do you get if you get so high you become schizophrenic? Now ignore your better judgement and hit that play button!

There's a special feeling in your heart when you're just enjoying your day and suddenly two pale, awkward boys knock on your door in an attempt to ruin your day. This week we ruin your mind's day by talking about those boys and how some of us used to be one.

Ever had someone break into your house and before you get made you check to see if they are maybe chill people you'd want to see again? Yes, it's a cliche first date question but we break down this and several other critically important items for your weekend.

Tal Bachman sang about my Dayna in the 90s when he's said she's so high, high above me. Join us as Dayna tries to come down from being higher than intended and we discuss things from the 90s but not Tal Bachman. That guy is boycotted from this podcast until he apologizes. He probably knows what he did.

I'm sure you often wonder to yourself how you could get your own mouth to no longer have the ability to taste your food. Frankly, people won't shut up about this subject, but don't worry your shamefully tasteful little tongue about it. We've got you covered.