Highly Amusing

Have you ever had an argument with your spouse and resolved it without escalating and thought to yourself: should this be a movie, or should it be a movie franchise? Dayna gets that bold this week.

We also cover art, happiness and the pursuit of slurpees.

We finally get to talk about the most important person in the world. What are the categories? We cover that? What does Dayna feel like snacking on? Yup, we are willing to go there.

What does Dayna think you should do with YOUR life? Just ask-- she's already thought about it and has lots to say.

Do you think rich people want to ride buses, or do you think they're too worried that kids pee on them? It's the pressing matter everyone is wondering about, and we aren't afraid to go there.

We also fulfill Dayna's wishes of getting real, being personal, and asking in-depth, deep questions like "what are your summer plans, if any?"

What if there were people walking among us with human skin? Well actually that's incredibly normal, since most people you know are likely to have mostly human skin. What a strange question in hindsight, and we apologize if it was deeply racist.

We cover all of the hot topics and controversies that you care about, like unique first names and the spelling of words in English. Get ready to get your buttons pushed on yet another sexy episode. Also Dayna tells a joke and it's just so, so dreadful.

Have you ever had a fun time at the movies? Would you be upset if someone had paid $20 to nap next to you at the movies? Or would you be more upset if they were eating bowls of non cereal foods with spoons next you?

Find out that, plus we reveal if you-- the reader of this sentence-- is pregnant with the next Jesus. Stay tuned!

Because we're a political, educational, authentic comedy podcast, we are publishing this brilliant episode that involves Dayna asking to pause because she's having a panic attack.

Why publish it? Is it because we didn't want to do another one? Legally we are saying that's not it, and instead it's a window into our authentic lives, and totally not planned. In fact, we don't even write these little blurbs. This is just an admin at Spotify (name is Blaze, btw.)

Have you ever wondered if cloned human beings have souls? If not, would you consider farming these soulless humans for their organs, specifically livers? Why the hell would you wonder something so strange???

Join as we discuss the perfect morning routine and answer some listener feedback AKA spam texts.

No matter your political alignment, you're hearing noise about Mamdani, but are you hearing enough about DaddyDonny? We fill you in on just how smart the big man is, as well as sharing our pet peeve. We only have one, and it's people who have multiple pet peeves. If you have multiple, DO NOT TELL US. It makes us bust.

Have you ever had your own podcast? If you do, then you know that you can have a conversation that's too boring for bedtime with your children, and there is nothing legally preventing you from putting that same boring convo out to your listeners.

We go guest free, but we promise to have a guest that totally isn't Dayna with glasses and a fake mustache next week.

You know how you'll meet a person and think maybe you could be friends, but instead of talking to them, you wish you could just rate them on an app and let your phone decide if you actually become friends? WE HAD THAT SAME IDEA, BUT WE HAD IT FIRST!

We also walk you through the headlines of the day. Not real headlines-- what, do you want MORE depression?