Jack has 49,374 words in his book so far, and unlike every word we say on this pod, that's not a joke. Today we talk about your different payment options for afterlife bliss, if god is mad about the film Van Wilder, and if Dayna is truly more advanced than all of us ugly nerds.

We've all dreamed of pooping in front of others, the rush, the emotions, the recognition, but how many others do you know who are brave enough to podcast it? Knowing our listeners, it's probably a long list, but we did it this week. Don't forget that Christmas is later this year.

This week's episode we talk about parenting, prank text etiquette and how many details about your intimate roleplay you should record for your siblings. Donald J. Trump takes a break from lusting after children to talk about his diaper addiction, and more!

Highly Amusing's first ever guest is: CHAPPEL ROAN!!!! Now, Ms. Roan did end up standing us up, in no small part to us not quite following through on sending the request. All that said, you know she's the kind of famous person who wouldn't even send a response, so we'll be boycotting her music from now until the end of this sentence.

We all ask ourselves questions every day like: are my armpits sexy, have I ever pulled a human being out of a freezer, and are things my fault or my mom's. The answers to that plus way less is contained in this episode. Viewer discretion is advised unless you're looking to bust while driving.

Once every generation an episode stops being a podcast and becomes art. This episode comes so close to going so far in the opposite direction. This is the audio equivalent of two girls one cup, mainly because it's going to be a culture phenomenon that lasts for years and because people get aroused without understanding why.

WARNING: We got a soundboard for this week's pod, and while we were prepared and professional in ensuring that it recorded, we were reckless dicks when considering the volume until it was fully recorded. If you're listening and die, please don't haunt us.

PS: Ghosts aren't real.

This episode is too provocative for modern audiences. If you believe you are currently or may soon become a modern audience, hang up and go to bed now. This episode also features Dayna's munchies, which are chocolate and we both loudly eat on hot mics. Audio discretion is advised.

Join us in this episode as we discuss an incredibly creative idea that unintentionally turns out to just be pornography. But it's so smart!

If this podcast launched today, it's Dayna's birthday!

One of us didn't wear pants during this episode. It isn't discussed, sorry.