We are clearly entering our prime. In less than one hour we were able to address public bathroom manners, public gummy usage, old people climaxing to Ted Cruz, and the ability for wives to read their husband's minds consistently.

As divisive as public discourse might be right now, I think we can all agree on two things. First, smart phones have been a universally positive addition to society, and second, we're waiting way too long to give babies their own phones. We break it down while being shy of propaganda.

This week we embark on a journey so unique, so brave, and so unhinged that literally nobody else has discussed it: what super powers do you get if you get so high you become schizophrenic? Now ignore your better judgement and hit that play button!

There's a special feeling in your heart when you're just enjoying your day and suddenly two pale, awkward boys knock on your door in an attempt to ruin your day. This week we ruin your mind's day by talking about those boys and how some of us used to be one.

Ever had someone break into your house and before you get made you check to see if they are maybe chill people you'd want to see again? Yes, it's a cliche first date question but we break down this and several other critically important items for your weekend.

Tal Bachman sang about my Dayna in the 90s when he's said she's so high, high above me. Join us as Dayna tries to come down from being higher than intended and we discuss things from the 90s but not Tal Bachman. That guy is boycotted from this podcast until he apologizes. He probably knows what he did.

I'm sure you often wonder to yourself how you could get your own mouth to no longer have the ability to taste your food. Frankly, people won't shut up about this subject, but don't worry your shamefully tasteful little tongue about it. We've got you covered.

Do you ever get enthusiastic about philosophy but forget how to think because everyone speaking is on a gummy? No? Well listen in to see how it goes, because we tried it out.

Are we living in a simulation? Are your children all the second edition of deceased Victorian murder victims? Yes. But we learn so much more in today's episode, sponsored by nobody.

Are ghosts real? What do fish think? We will actually cover this and more with all the charm and pizzaz you've come to expect from sitting in the backseat and listening to your grandparents talk.

Don't worry, this episode does not get spooky so you can listen even if you're ascared of the dark.