Hello 911 dispatch? We really need to know if you and our other listeners prefer doing dishes or pooping for your spodcasting needs. Join us as Dayna walks down memory lane and has a total meltdown. Hear stories about how things look, described in sparing detail as you've never wanted to hear it before!

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Today's pod is a deep dive into philosophy, knowing that everything that can be invented has been invented, and that they were invented by JD Vance. Also, did JD Vance kill the Pope and Grog???

This strategy didn't work as well for The Beatles as it did for the B Sharps, but 50% is a great shot at success. Listen to our unassuming conversation as we unassume all over some serious daddy issues.

Johnny Lingo teaches us this week that it's okay to be deceptive as long as you get to own a total baddie at the end of it all.

We also talk about ways to save money on your taxes, so be sure to listen to this at least ten days ago.

Is what bwings us togever-- today.

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We discover what you already knew-- celebrities aren't good at podcasting and our show is way better. PLUS! No ad breaks! WE discuss homemade erotica for the elderly and get real catty talking about Michelle Obama dating Rachel from friends.

Happy April Fool's Day!

I think we talked about something at some point, and we did so aggressively.

We are clearly entering our prime. In less than one hour we were able to address public bathroom manners, public gummy usage, old people climaxing to Ted Cruz, and the ability for wives to read their husband's minds consistently.

As divisive as public discourse might be right now, I think we can all agree on two things. First, smart phones have been a universally positive addition to society, and second, we're waiting way too long to give babies their own phones. We break it down while being shy of propaganda.