Highly Amusing

This episode is too provocative for modern audiences. If you believe you are currently or may soon become a modern audience, hang up and go to bed now. This episode also features Dayna's munchies, which are chocolate and we both loudly eat on hot mics. Audio discretion is advised.

Join us in this episode as we discuss an incredibly creative idea that unintentionally turns out to just be pornography. But it's so smart!

If this podcast launched today, it's Dayna's birthday!

One of us didn't wear pants during this episode. It isn't discussed, sorry.

In today's pod we address scandalous topics like what kind of birds are morally evil, can we convince you to give your young children smart phones, and is Dayna a narcissist? Or perhaps she's multiple narcissists due to her exploding schizophrenia?

It's been said that too many people are going outside and doing things, and that the true thinkers are locking in and committing to social media so they can be more sincere. Unfortunately it was said on this podcast and in the most recent episode. There is also graphic nudity in this episode, but since it's audio only you'll be as flaccid at the end as you are all the time. Maybe see a doctor.

Hello 911 dispatch? We really need to know if you and our other listeners prefer doing dishes or pooping for your spodcasting needs. Join us as Dayna walks down memory lane and has a total meltdown. Hear stories about how things look, described in sparing detail as you've never wanted to hear it before!

Is your anxiety specifically a scam? We actually solved it. We'll tell you the truth right before you die if you do a religious subscription of only 9% of your wealth, making it the cheapest religious subscription to date. And then you won't be anxious when you die GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!.

Today's pod is a deep dive into philosophy, knowing that everything that can be invented has been invented, and that they were invented by JD Vance. Also, did JD Vance kill the Pope and Grog???

This strategy didn't work as well for The Beatles as it did for the B Sharps, but 50% is a great shot at success. Listen to our unassuming conversation as we unassume all over some serious daddy issues.

Johnny Lingo teaches us this week that it's okay to be deceptive as long as you get to own a total baddie at the end of it all.

We also talk about ways to save money on your taxes, so be sure to listen to this at least ten days ago.