Highly Suspicious

It began as a simple discussion about fast food. It ends with Lucas having to confront that a cherished childhood memory, was a complete lie. Seriously. It's fuckin wild.

We got a soundboard. Some of it is some pretty weird shit but it leads to some classic radio trivia. Later,  Lucas does some jokes from his Stand-up Act that have critics calling him "The next Carlos Mencia". At the end, Zach drops an HIV Bombshell and sings what he thinks the lyrics are to "Hollywood Swingin"

Lucas got a call from Hollywood to be in a national commercial. Things are happening people.

The boys break down an epic radio fight and solve the Adnan Syed-Hae Min Lee murder case. Bernie Sanders plays Pokemon Go with Baron Trump and we discuss the best made for TV bands. 

After the boys' summer hiatus at the DMZ  separating North & South Korea trying to convince the leaders of each nation how much cooler it would be to have laser tag war rather to end this family feud once and for all. While they were unsuccessful, they won't quit, its too bitchin of an idea to let sit idle. Maybe the boys' brains were fried from the diplomatic negations is why this episode is wildin, it's practically a Ryan's Buffet of topics this episode.  but it received a  xXx rating and their hero Vin Diesel approved it BABAY!

•  Lucas has an upset tummy & immediately blames his jewish heritage.  
• Dudes... Lucas said with a straight face, without a hint of humor or irony that he was a burgeoning Public Intellectual. I'm still giggling. 
• If Stephen Hawking, one of the worlds first cyborgs, had transitioned to Woman in our time. Would we have seen the worlds first real-life Transformer? Also... A new genre of porn has made Zach question all the Week-Long Vacation Bible School Teachings of his youth. 
• Zach does an impression of  Stephanie Hawking when he takes his son's toy voice changer microphone thinking it will probably come through clear. It Doesn't.
• Christopher "Cowboy" Reeves Film Study. 
• Halloween Costume for Guys, guaranteed to get them laid (patent pending).  
• Deshaun "Didn't Even Help Load-up the Massage Tables Afterwards" Watson Role-play Fantasies.
• Does anybody else remember the plot of "To Kill A Mockingbird"?

Literally. The dude fell asleep and missed the recording session. Sucks, but it's honestly on brand for the amount of effort put into this show. 

Zach wields a sword and threatens to glue his dick to a bible. Other funny stuff happens and Jaime is back as our producer.

Yea, it'll be a two parter. We recorded for way too long and some of us got drunk. Say hello to Tanner finally as its his first guest appearance we will actually publish. Also, we interview a possible producer for the show who we suspect is most likely Autistic. In an effort to monetize the pod we will be going after federal grant money for employing people with special needs while paying them half as much just like McDonalds, Starbucks, and Checkers. Synergy is good. 

We handle a celebrity interview like  couple of young Sterns as HSP bags its biggest guest to date. Famous fraudster and star of Inventing Anna, Anna Delvey calls in from an ICE detention center to dish about Putin's parties and the boys duke it out for her favor.