The title really explains it all for the episode. No description needed. 

The boys recap their weekend together for a wedding and Zach rags on the DJ.  Lucas was present in body but has forgotten most of what happened. What makes this a royal episode though is the Queen of England becomes the first ever two-time guest of the podcast (another jewel to add to her impressive crown) to discuss the recent passing of her beloved husband Philip. One thing that cannot be denied about the Queen is... She nasty yo.

Your favorite podcast Cinderellas are back to talk March Madness and an unfortunate mistake almost sends Lucas into  a dark place on the internet. If all goes according to plan, next week's ep will be the first HS recorded with Zach and Lucas in person -- should be  a doozy. 

Well the boys were able to somehow get the biggest guest ever on the podcast and interview the Queen of England herself.... Elizabeth II..... Lucas took the reigns as Zach had to hop off the zoom as they are too cheap to pay for an extra person to record longer on Zoom. Be warned... You might not like what the Queen has to say as Lucas dives deep to get the questions you are all wanting answered after Megan Markle blew up her spot with the Oprah Interview.

Well the boys finally did it. They took a recording from years ago that was the spark that led them to doing the podcast now you love so dear. Sure they ripped it off some other podcast called Basic Cable, but that's Lucas's problem not Zach's. Also drinks were flowing this night and you can definitely tell. Shout out to the boys' significant others making an appearance, Stef & Carlie.  

The question that you didn't know you wanted answered is debated by Zach & Lucas. Who scored more Chicks? Tiger Woods or John Mayer? Math is involved, theories are shot down emphatically and feelings are hurt. Just another example of the break down in bipartisanship in America. Zach also narrowly misses getting the podcast cancelled by bringing up the #Metoo movement (we hope). Special guest appearance by Carlie, Lucas's piece; which leads to the revelation that Lucas forgot something very important at the store, the first thing  Carlie asked for. The opening to the episode may give you a hint.

Yes... We changed the intro again,  its a banger so don't worry and what's even better is that everyones fave porn action hero / coke fiend Dirk Diggler gets you pumped up to kick it off. This episode will be discussed years from now and polarize a massive throng of adoring fans that would make Spotify dump Joe Rogan like a bad creatine habit. Was their discussion about Britney Spears thought provoking?  Why does Zach complain about his favorite teams every other episode, was  it a bit? More than anything  though there will be questions  on the minds of scholars years from now as they sit around debating their points of view on the episode while vaping on federally legal weed pens made cheap in South Asian sweat shops. 

-- What was on the 14 plus minutes of the recording that Zach edited out of Lucas's epic rant? -- Would his words have cured the societal and governmental issues happening in America during their time? 
-- Boy did Zach really phone it in this episode. Is that why he tried so hard editing this episode, to make it up to Lucas?

The gentlemen of intrigue return with stories of Lucas throwing up in bars and we breakdown which serial killers we most identify with. 

Zach began writing a script for metal detector detectives from the last episode during the break and the boys do a quick reading of a scene. They talk about the holidays, some stuff happened but whatever. The most important thing is the 2nd half of this episode. The emergence of Brandon, a non-sexual foot fetishist that Lucas found randomly on Facebook. The term "randomly" is being used loosely here because who knows what Lucas was really looking for when he found this. 

Zach and Lucas learn about personal hygiene, Lucas loses his wedding ring and Zach brainstorms pranks to play on his infant son.

Links to the bidet videos we watched:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ec433X14g8 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuIV0myVnDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLlhs-7T7Cw