We're finally getting around to those pesky ♫ Highly Unreasonable Topic Competition ♫ winners and we're starting of with the great Jess Soriano! We talk about managing stages, tweeting about coffee, Uber vs Lyft, and the glorious life of a capitalist scientologist. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

Hold on to your beards because it's time for a new episode of Highly Unreasonable! This week we're being saved by TV, sharing (or not sharing) our life goals, and reclaiming offensive hair styles. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and this brand new episode of Highly Unreasonable! This week we re-open the HU Mailbag, get stranded on an island, create new holidays, and favorite some DC bars. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

A long time ago, in a brand new episode of Highly Unreasonable, we started new segments, talked about boning Star Wars characters, and found the anus of America. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

As my grandma would say, "A tree will grow in your belly if you don't listen to the latest episode of Highly Unreasonable!" This week we're feminizing snowmen, telling some old wive's tales, and out-learning our parents. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

Grab a tissue cuz it's time for a new episode of Highly Unreasonable! This week we dress for our crimes, act like adult children, and cope with our partners' sleeping habits. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

We're a lady on the streets but a freak in the latest episode of Highly Unreasonable! This week we're sustaining seafood, diversifying our biological portfolios, and rating pandas. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

You've got a friend in this brand new episode of Highly Unreasonable! This week we're putting off our problems, holding out for sex, and enjoying DC summers. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!

Happy New Episode of Highly Unreasonable! This week we're dealing with "Beauty and the Beast" like transformations, reigniting the passion, and learning to love our significant others. Remember to tell your friends about us and to send us topics by visiting our website (www.quilltheory.com/highlyunreasonable) or emailing us at [email protected]!