Hillbilly Nerd Talk

Hillbilly Nerd Talk

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Hillbilly Nerd Talk episodes

  • HNT 280: Vet Trip. Starry Night. Good News and a Great Halloween Week.
    I totally overreacted and took Bonnie to the vet for a scab on her chin. The Vet Tech just ripped it right off, no fuss. But the Vet did see her whine and fuss a little, nothing like she does at home. We’ve got to film her. She sounds like she’s being slowly murdered when she’s being HELD. Comfortably. She is dramatic, and chubby. She is on a diet! Poor Starving Baby.
    AI has helped us figure out exactly which night Vincent van Gogh painted Starry Night from, where the brightest stars and planets line up with the legendary painting.
    There was some good news this week. An executive order was signed to push forward with psychedelic research specifically for veterans. About time. And the First Lady brokered a cease fire in Ukraine to evacuate survivors.
    We are enjoying our anniversary and a week of amazing fall weather. We’re all set with our Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut costumes.
    41 min
  • HNT 279: Petra’s Garden Club, UK Football Game
    We hosted a Garden Club meeting, which is the most fun little cult you can find. They are a wonderful group of mostly ladies volunteering and spreading love. Single fellas, if you ever show up to a garden club event, prepare to be set up. It seems to be a female dominated society.
    And Hank got to witness the UK vs LSU football miracle live and in person. The guys trip turned into a once in a lifetime spectacle. The rain stopped and UK fans witness to an underdog overtime win.
    And we’re still enjoying listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl. Hank’s loving it, and he doesn’t even know how crazy and amazing the next books are. BOOM!
    48 min
  • HNT 275: Cindy’s Mom, Libraries, Disclosure Day, Citizen Vigilante, Grayson Lake
    My friend’s mom is sending gift cards to a scammer. She is going to have to take her access away. She thinks she’s marrying an oil rigger Fabio.
    Libraries are great repositories for information and everyday items. Hank found his latest book, How to be Lucky.
    We have seen two movies lately, and one was even in the theater. We don’t regret seeing Disclosure Day. I really enjoyed the popcorn and blue icy. Citizen Vigilante was exactly what it promised; violence. Lots of violence.
    Eastern Kentucky sent all its resources to find Marley on Grayson Lake. Sadly her remains have been found. We will be at the center of a true crime brouhaha.
    48 min
  • HNT 274: Road Rage. Gramnesia. iPad Kids. Dating. Barred Owls. DnD.

    People drive stupidly. It angers me. So I take a pill for that. It isn’t safe to road rage right now.

    Is it just human nature to forget the bad parts of the past so we can keep having little snot goblins? It must, or we’d be extinct. I cut parents a lot of slack. I can’t relate. But they are all struggling to get their kids noses out of the iPad. Our little guy will do ANYTHING to get back on for another hour. That’s addiction. I bought the last Hellfire Club Stranger Things Dungeons and Dragons box set. We’re going to see if we can pry his nose out for a few hours. He seems interested, and I’d love to Dungeon Master again.

    I can’t imagine trying to date right now. The expectations being set on ticktock are huge red flags for narcissism. The chasm between young men and young women has to close eventually, right?

    There have been jokes in media about saving the spotted owl for as long as I can remember. Culling hundreds of thousands of barred owls because they compete better, using shotguns at a time of day when they’re most vulnerable, isn’t the good guy environmentalist move they seem to think it is. Let evolution work.

    51 min
  • HNT 273: Racism, Bad People, Spencer Pratt, WNBA
    Fatigue has reached Appalachia. We all need to police our own and call out the bullsh!$.
    What does a society do with bad people? Do we let them wreck society and continually harm innocent people? Do we need people zoos?
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    Spencer Pratt seems to be a bellwether of society right now. Will common sense win, or will handing out free drug paraphernalia buy the election? And while Hank loves Caitlin Clark, I’m a Sophie Cunningham fan. Is DEI making the WNBA shoot itself in the foot? Why can’t some of us be happy when other people are enjoying a moment in a positive spotlight?
    56 min
  • HNT 272: Kids are Awesome, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Kentucky Election, Healthy Hobbies

    Kids are Awesome. Jehovah’s Witnesses. Kentucky Election. And Hobbies.

    Kids are Awesome and we must protect them at all costs. They remind us what it’s like to be young and how to play. We were visited by the Jehovah’s Witnesses and I talked them outta the building and down the block. Thomas Massie pissed off his voters obstructing everything. And we are practicing some healthy hobbies. I can’t meditate to save my life, but I’ve got gardening and cooking in my sights this summer. How about y’all?

    1 hr 4 min

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