Hindsight is Horrifying

It's time to celebrate! Why? Because the Hindsight is Horrifying Year of Hell is over! Now the hosts can turn to some palette cleansing titles sure to brings smiles to cynical faces everywhere. And what works better at palette cleansing than gravy? 

How about gravy for your brain?

On this week's show, the hosts (sans Adam B., who is off doing something called 'sec tourism') venture down the rabbit hole with the 1997 thriller/comedy "Conspiracy Theory." It's time to settle in and enjoy Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts, and Patrick Stewart (in a role that will surprise you).

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The gang wrap up their Year of Hell early, and boy do they go out with a bang. In this week's episode, Jason revels in forcing Darth and Adam to suffer through Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain." That's right, the gang sits through the Most Painful Movie Ever Made.

Enjoy. Well, we say enjoy...

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The gang is nearly done with their Year of Hell, which in fact lasted just under five months. What can we say, we're wimps. This week was Darth's final pick, and she came from left field with a movie that is...good? Great, actually, but emotionally quite painful. It's the 1999 Tom Hanks film "The Green Mile." Not since "Brian's Song" have so many tears been shed by such hollow husks of people. Enjoy!

And join us next week when the gang are forced to watch Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain," a movie that earned the title of Most Painful Movie Ever Filmed©.

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And now a moving tale of resurrection. Like the Bible, only the resurrection is a continuity error, and the movement is of the bathroom variety.

As our Year of Hell continues, the hosts must endure a movie made watchable only by the good people at MST3K. We're doing the Cameron Mitchell classic(?) sci-fi schlock-fest Space Mutiny. Enjoy. Or don't, I'm not your boss.

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Still with this Year of Hell? Yep. And this week Darth brings something truly horrible. Horrible to sit through that is. It's the 1987 children's introduction to light BDSM: The Brave Little Toaster.

The Master Orders You To Watch!!!

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What to say about this movie? It's powerful, sweet, and tearjerking. Which is exactly why Adam B. chose it for our Year of Hell. The goal was to make us cry, and boy did he come through.

Even if you've never heard of Brian Piccolo and Gale Sayers, you'll want to tune in to this special episode. Watch us watch the ultimate guy friend movie. And remember, we love Adam B., and we want you to love him also.

That came out wrong...

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What can you say about "Hobgoblins"? We watched it. Multiple times. And we still don't know exactly what we sat through.

Fans of MST3K will recall this movie as "The Movie" that Pearl Forrester used to punish Mike and the Bots when they were especially tiresome. After our experience...we think she's a war criminal.

Come back with us to the 1980s and watch a movie that had to have been conceived as a tax write-off. Join us as we traipse through the hellish nightmare world that is "Hobgoblins."

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Death Wish. A story about a man who wishes for death. Or something. In episode two of our Year of Hell, Adam B. forces Darth to watch Jeff Goldblum in his first meaty role. Meaty indeed.

Is there any chance the hosts will let each other off? Any possibility they will show some signs of civility towards each other?

No dice.

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Crime is the disease. The cure? A meathead with a matchstick. And a gun.

Join the gang as they begin their Year of Hell! For the next several weeks, the hosts will pick movies that have but one objective: to make all other hosts cry. That's right, the name of the game is pain.

And who better to kick things off than a Sylvester Stallone? This week, we take on 1986's action/satanic panic/vigilante/crime/romance/improv movie "Cobra." Enjoy. Or...don't enjoy?

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