Hippojuice Highlights 6/22/2016:

– We need to come up with a non-denominational way of saying Pray for Orlando

– We talk politics for a little bit, sorry. But we fix it by discussing the worst Subway sandwich you can invent.

– We try to sell haunted typewriters to hipsters by putting mustaches on them

Hippojuice Highlights 6/15/16

– Orlando has the tragety of three and they still make Marie play the Florida song

– We break down the Pina Colada song and give some Described Video examples by Gilbert Gottfried

– We tell more Bonnaroo stories with the two Joe’s

Hippojuice Highlights 6/1/2016:

– A shocking female teacher sex story with a 13 year old boy turns us into a “you’re both wrong” argument.

– How would you qualify/quantify for the sex hall of fame nominees, and what are the hosts averages?

– Harambe gets murdered because parents stink but zoos are worse.

– SodaStream’s new Beer Bar should be called Sparkling Bread Farts.

Hippojuice Highlights 5/25/16:

– The Warcraft Movie is going to suck. Sorry Joel. And we come up with the James Caan Film Festival

– If Florida only had 1 sports team for each game: Miami gets Dolphins for football and Heat for basketball, Tampa gets The Lightning for hockey and the Rays for baseball, Orlando gets Orlando City Soccer

– We discuss the new AMC tv show Preacher and then Erock calls in so we talk TV and movies for the rest of the hour

Hippojuice Highlights 5/18/16:

– Florida woman thinks she sees a cross in her baby’s poopy diaper

– John gets kicked out of the model airplane cool kids group

– We try not to have Joe talk about Pearl Jam and we fail miserably.

– Joel carries around zip ties suspiciously.

– A fat mom yells at Target shoppers with her 12 children and a bible

Hippojuice Highlights 5/11/16:

– Gwyneth Paltrow uses a golden vibrator to masturbate until we realize it’s just a celebrity endorsement and get angry we fell for it

– We try to figure out what brewery owns what after Budweiser announces it’s going to re-brand itself as America this summer. It’s owned by a Belgium-Brazilian company. Come on.

– It’s graduation time, so we read the best yearbook quotes from 2016