Hire Us as Your Writers

Hell yeah dude! On this episode of Hire Us as Your Writers, Riley and Evan are gonna rub one out of a genie lamp as they reboot I Dream of Jeannie.

This week, the Writers turn back the clock to turn fashion moguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen back into plucky children, and wacky hijinx abound!

Heyyyy I'm Talking Here! This week, journey with the Writers to New York City as they reboot telepathic baby romantic comedy Look Who's Talking.

Our condolences to Roger Ebert and his family.

We're looking for love in all the wrong places as the Writers reboot dating shows. Will this episode be the one for for you, or will it leave you like a cold fish?

It's 2008 all over again as the Writers wade into the wild world of house hunting. Will they Love It? Or will they burn it down for insurance purposes

Also on this episode: Identifying Haiti, the dangers of Chantix, and staying on topic somehow.

Primetime is a fine time with the Writers! This week, the Writers judge and are judged themselves as they attempt to revamp all competition shows. Will they win this Amazing Race, or will they Wipeout?

Also on this episode The Pod goes on Shark Tank, bash teen challenges, and nearly tear each apart due to creative differences

Rise and Shine Executives!! The Writers are back from yet another hiatus to bring you the first part of an exciting two part series. Today, listen in as the Writers appeal to the Elder Gods and find out who is baby Leon's father in Daytime Night Suffering! 

Also in this episode: Some dated memes and Skip Bayless

In the exciting conclusion to the Star Wars: BOoTOR pitch, Evan and Riley do what they always do and make a masterpiece

May the Humor be with The Writers as they create a brand new entry in the Star Wars KOTOR Canon. Experience the exciting action and Imperial bureaucracy as you attempt to start a small business in a Galaxy far far away. Will this comedic Empire Strike Back? OR will it just be a Phantom Menace?

Also in this episode: Men's Wearhouse reminiscence, the evolution of video game sex, and WOULD YOU LIKE TO ROLL A CHANCE CUBE?

Blue 24! This week, Evan and Riley reboot that greatest of American past times: Football! Listen in as the Writers change the NFL in ways Will Smith's Concussion could never dream. Will they throw a Hail Mary, or will their comedy hit the goal posts and fall out onto the endzone

Also in this episode: Ass slapping, this clout shit, and labor disputes in football.