It's officially October and you know what that means: The Writers get Spooky as they create 4 new episodes of Ironic Sci-fi Anthology The Twilight Zone. Will they end up in Willoughby, or will their glasses shatter in the post nuclear Wasteland? Tune in and find out!

Also in this episode: Riley does Rod Serling, and the Writers slander Florida

Is this episode the Resolute Desk? Because it's hollow! Listen as the Writers create a brand new sequel of National Treasure, sending Nic Cage and Sly Stallone in search of the Fountain of Youth! Will this episode be another Face Off, or will it just be a Ghost (Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance) of it's former glory.

Also this week: Killdozer, a few musical numbers, and a promise to never record at Riley's place ever again because it literally always ends in a lost episode. 2/2 baby. 

Expecto some goofums! This week, the Writers revisit the ancient halls of Hogwarts, creating a brand new RPG set in the Harry Potter universe. Learn and laugh as the Writers kill prefects, bash Hufflepuff and refuse to learn any spells. Will the Writers end up with a Felix Felicis potion, or should they drink a Polyjuice potion and turn into a better podcast?

Also in this episode: Evan knows way too much about Harry Potter, Riley dies of Coal Lung , and The Writers shit on a garbage fan theory

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DEBRAAA!!! This week, the Writers visit Long Island to reboot the unflavored oatmeal of a sitcom that is Everybody Loves Raymond. Watch as the unforgettable rivalry of the Barone siblings ramps until the final bloody confrontation between a Police Officer  and his Mafioso Brother. Will this episode be a well adjusted adult, or will it just sit on the couch and scream for it's wife?

Also in this episode: The Writers bully Hollywood Reporter staff, Riley reminisces about the Order of the Phoenix, and Evan preemptively honors Burt Reynolds' in his greatest role. 

They Live! After two weeks locked in the Zodiac Killer's Lair, the Writers are finally back to turn beloved 90s sitcom Full House into the crossover Friday Night Comedy it was meant to be! This ain't your daddy's Full House reboot, or especially Netflix's. Will they clean up, or will they have you screaming "HAVE MERCY!!!"

Also in this episode: Riley cries over the Triple Axle, Evan reveals some behind the scenes secrets, and Evan ruins Jell-O for Riley. 

Do you hear wedding bells? The Writers sure do! Join them as they reboot Othello: the play so nice, they renamed a board game after it. Will it be happily ever after, or will this play be smothered by its own shortcomings?

Also in this episode: High school curriculum, Riley discusses his magic stage show, the basketball career of Barron Trump, and the Writers try out way too many impersonations. 

This week, the Writers get serious as they reboot beloved Korean War Dramedy M*A*S*H. Watch as they turn this comedy-drama into a drama-drama. Will they create a show beloved by Dads and Grandfathers everywhere? Or will they fall flat on their face in a Punji Trap?

Also in this episode: The woes of customer service, Riley gets political, and the Writers avert a national tragedy, causing an even larger one in the process

This week on Hire Us as Your Writers, the Writers have superhero fever/ alcoholism as they reboot the surprisingly successful Will Smith film, Hancock! Join the writers as they journey to Gary, IN, "Abscess of the Midwest" and create the greatest superhero seen since 1829. Will they Smith another classic? OR will they be as insufferable as Jaden Smith? Tune in and find out!

Also in this episode: Evan and Riley give you the secret to ab shredding workouts done right in your own home, Riley discusses how cringey he was in high school, and the Writers analyze Gerard Butler's film career.

This week on Hire Us as Your Writers, the Writers have superhero fever/ alcoholism as they reboot the surprisingly successful Will Smith film, Hancock! Join the writers as they journey to Gary, IN, "Abscess of the Midwest" and create the greatest superhero seen since 1829. Will they Smith another classic? OR will they be as insufferable as Jaden Smith? Tune in and find out!

Also in this episode: Evan and Riley give you the secret to ab shredding workouts done right in your own home, Riley discusses how cringey he was in high school, and the Writers analyze Gerard Butler's film career.

Whoa! This is the Writers very first Fan requested Episode!!! Take a trip to the Land Down Under as Riley and Evan make a sequel to Mary Poppins, filled with Wombats, Soot, and way too many tangents. Will they make yet another hit, or is this project doomed to suffer from pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? (Google it!)

Also in this episode: The Writers teach you about chimney cleaning and the anatomy of London's lower class, discuss Dick Van Dyke's career choices, and start a cult.