Hitchhikers and Appetizers

Asper Aimsley is from the planet Pernot 17 where failure is celebrated, improvement is regulated, and planning for Pernot 18 has been in committee for decades.

In this episode, a workshop facilitator named “….” comes to us from The Planet Formerly Known As, bringing with her literal winds of change and leaks of ideation.

Debbie is an Ambassador For Tourism from the planet Pantria, where they have everything anybody could want and as far as you know, they don’t eat tourists.

Malexia Montgomery (aka 1738) is from the very exclusive planet Luxuria, where she writes, edits, and publishes her own extremely successful magazine.

The renowned and prolific multiversal space poet Pankran Kelton graces us with his vitality and verses.

Our guest Mignon brings with her more than tolerable information about her home planet’s dairy industry and why all the boys need to be in the yard at milking time.

Morning zoo crew DJ Splat Fourgone takes a break from pranking unwary listeners in order to tell us about advanced fart machine technology and fear calories.

Uncle Tammy takes a break from her bus-driving duties to exchange bawdy banter
and reminisce with her old friends Trellis and Horatio.

Simulon Webcracks is a writer from a planet of writers who brings news of his planet’s literary festival to booth 42. Trellis is uncomfortable to learn that one of his ex-wives has written a novel that features a fictionalized version of himself.

Tresemmina is lead ambassador of the fourth quadrant and a galactic cosmetologist who specializes in hair, fur, feathers, exoskeletons, and tentacles.