Debbie is an Ambassador For Tourism from the planet Pantria, where they have everything anybody could want and as far as you know, they don’t eat tourists.

Malexia Montgomery (aka 1738) is from the very exclusive planet Luxuria, where she writes, edits, and publishes her own extremely successful magazine.

The renowned and prolific multiversal space poet Pankran Kelton graces us with his vitality and verses.

Our guest Mignon brings with her more than tolerable information about her home planet’s dairy industry and why all the boys need to be in the yard at milking time.

Morning zoo crew DJ Splat Fourgone takes a break from pranking unwary listeners in order to tell us about advanced fart machine technology and fear calories.

Uncle Tammy takes a break from her bus-driving duties to exchange bawdy banter
and reminisce with her old friends Trellis and Horatio.

Simulon Webcracks is a writer from a planet of writers who brings news of his planet’s literary festival to booth 42. Trellis is uncomfortable to learn that one of his ex-wives has written a novel that features a fictionalized version of himself.

Tresemmina is lead ambassador of the fourth quadrant and a galactic cosmetologist who specializes in hair, fur, feathers, exoskeletons, and tentacles.

YouMe WhatThen is from the planet Who What Then, a world where entropy is an aphrodisiac and fun is historically viewed as the opposite of entropy.

Chackbox Diddlebrain is a stray thought collector from the planet Corosica where frivolous thoughts are in short supply. Fortuitously, Trellis and Horatio have plenty to spare.