Martia Larts has taken himself away from the planet Calgon in search of ideas for making it a more interesting tourist destination.

Sessil Smabe takes a break from proudly delivering thank you notes on her home planet of Niptune to have a cozy chat [with us] about lunchboxes and eclairs.

Ko FEE is an empathic engineer from the planet Dioretika in the Gestalt Nebula who gets in touch with our feelings.

Ffeeee is a repo man from Scantron II, a world where all decisions are made by the taking of standardized tests, and he’s looking for the Great Answer Key.

Chandelier is a Good Time Facilitator from Pleasurinda VI where they believe in survival of the prettiest!

Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen The 3000th comes from the universe that will arise after our universe meets its final end (after desert of course). It turns out that we’re a pretty big deal there.

We spend time with Glorpston “Glorpston” Glorpston, a noted writer of notes, and dedicated Frogball fan from the planet Shumptau.

Ed comes from Passivo VII, a planet he’d rather you not visit but you'll never find it thanks to its crafty disguise.

She’s a lizard lady from The Basket Of Imperium, and when she’s not ceremoniously tearing men apart who accidentally happen upon her planet, she’s traveling the universe trying to “borrow” their DNA to further her species.

Borazon Blokz tells us about his very serious home world of Partee II, and his efforts to prevent it from succumbing to the same fate as Partee I.