The hoes weren't able to put out a regular episode last week, but they are back and ready to continue with their Mermaid March! Listen as they react to the iconic Australian mermaid show that is H2O.

Riverdale finally wrapped up this whole Stonewall Prep/Baxter Brothers storyline and the hoes couldn't be happier! Listen as they go through the complicated story of who tried to kill Jughead and why.

The Riverdale episode this week was wild, and the hoes are ready to talk about it! Is Jughead really dead? Are Betty and Archie going to hook up? Is the show's writing highly questionable? Listen to find all this out and more!

The hoes decided to do what they are calling "Mermaid March" and start it off with a movie that doesn't have a single mermaid in it... but there is a shark! Listen as they discuss this truly awful movie that somehow George Lopez signed on for.

The hoes really aren't buying this whole Jughead is dead thing. Nonetheless, they are excited to talk about this week's episode of Riverdale!

You've got angsty teens, vampires, hot guys, and danger. What more could a young girl in the late 2000s need? In this episode Sierra and Morgan discuss the iconic movie that is Twilight and also give a PSA about going to your local public library and reading more books - the hoes have range you guys.

What do rum businesses and Riff Raff have to do with each other? Absolutely nothing, but the hoes found some way to talk about them all in this weeks Riverdale Rundown!

Listen as the hoes discuss their favorite childhood twins and their wacky hotel shenanigans! Also, make sure you follow them on Instagram and twitter @hoestalkinshows for all updates.

The hoes are a combination of being sick and exhausted. So in this Riverdale Rundown you will obviously get a play by play of the most recent Riverdale episode, but also some tangents about hating chess and adults not checking in at the front desk of schools.

The hoes aren't lying when they say this was the most ridiculous episode of Riverdale this season has had! There were sledgehammers. There was tickle porn. There were 17 year olds making rum. Need they say more?