H.O.E.S Talkin Shows

Did you watch Ice Princess growing up? Did you think it was a masterpiece? Did you think the main character was super cool and talented? Well so did the hoes; but they are here to tell you that this movie is actually a cringe fest full of annoying characters, common sense physics, and a zamboni. On the plus side, the soundtrack is a total banger.

Riverdale is back and so are the hoes! Listen as they go through the latest episode of Riverdale and continue to question every part of this insane show.

Things to take away from this episode: give the hoes a few white claws and they'll think anything is funny, they have no idea what turkish delight is but have never craved it more, and they are suckers for a good crown.

The hoes are back from their holiday break and hitting the ground running with season 1 of One Tree Hill. The pair discuss everything from the iconic music to the disgusting low rise jeans, and had the best time doing it!

The hoes were feelin' some type of way when they were recording this, cause this episode is equal parts Riverdale content and random stories - which honestly made for some pretty hilarious moments tbh.

Yes, the hoes know this is a long episode, but its Harry Potter so can you blame them? Listen as Morgan and Sierra get the most nostalgic they've gotten, while also finding time to roast each other and bring up random stories.

Not only are the hoes back and better than ever, but so is Riverdale! If anyone needs any reason to watch this show point them to this episode, because it was full of all the ridiculousness the hoes have come to love.

This episode of Riverdale was not the hoes' favorite and had them longing for the OG Riverdale where four high schoolers were working together to solve murder cases.

No one:

The hoes: "... IF THERE'S DANGER OR TROUBLE I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL KIM POSSIBLE *beep beep beep beep* SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?" Damn, that shit slaps.

This episode of Riverdale was especially ridiculous, which means Sierra and Morgan loved it! Listen as they react to Cheryl's weird story line, kids who do illegal activity for pizza, and Betty not knowing how to conduct a lie detector test.