A mysterious foe approaches? Will Alan and Russ survive this calamity? Can I take a moment here to talk about my girlfriend? All this and more on HOGCAST: Speedy Delivery.

Notes: Amy hats, spicy buttholes, mexican pizza, witch hunting dad, more goddamn beach queens, Paul McCartney’s soundcloud mixtape, Love Live/Sonic crossover, Scratch and Grounder, Russ jacking off with food, baby dick pizza toppings, dessert lube, Mobian raisins, General Salty’s Sad Guy Club, Liquid Robotnik, no irony or memes in 2015, Ghost fingerblasting.

Sonic rules all and the soul still burns on this important and not to be missed episode of the critically acclaimed, beloved Sonic/Pizza podcast, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.

Notes: Pecan pie gel, Big Boi’s dick, Aaron Eckhart’s vore fetish, SeHa Girls finale, shooting Eggman, hillbilly artisans, Robert Crumb’s Seaman, bulk, shitty e-cards, Sonic dog tags, drugged chilli dog, Eggman’s fucked up PB&J, Tom Clancy’s McDonaldland, David Duchovny the mayo fanatic, Alan’s Cam’ron joke Kickstarter, Russ’ tearful apology.

The trilogy is complete in what can only be called "the greatest work of story telling in the history of the Audio Medium." Also Alan is very sorry that he couldn't remember that Fabolous is the one who made "Cuffin' Season."

Notes: Joey Fatone’s illegal beach queens, Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas, Nimoy’s toilet imprisonment, lamprey fleshlights, Ethics in Podcasting/Pizza journalism, sonic_hedgehog and GG Allin, gluten-free lube, secret government stromboli, fancasting, Serial Season 2: Eggman, Dr. Quack, ideal food lubes, tight jeans, Snoop Hogg.

The second in the epic Hogcast: Speedy Delivery saga. The audio is better, the content is better, our lives are still awful. 

Notes: Hot and Ready turds, Big the Waluigi, Sonic’s taint, John Cougar Mellencamp’s Sonic Boom AU, Stoner Pie, Junji Ito’s Pizza Hut, Beach Queen Kickstarter, Pitbull: Human Sonic and Dream Invader, turkey fisting, Alan’s minimalist wallet addiction, coconut jizz water, Marilyn Manson’s hedgehog surgery, manga Bowie, ki blasting Cumberbatch’s face.

A pilot for a new Sonic and Pizza related podcast that will blow your mind and change minds. Is the audio a little rough cause we're still figuring this out? Maybe? Did I not even edit this? Yes. Everything in here is ESSENTIAL and did not NEED cutting.

Notes: Our inaugural shop talk, Nimoy’s fucked up dick, artisan ‘za and soaked subs, Ace Ventura shit, Big Solid Patty, our first Sonic Boom review, Tyson and MacFarlane, Sleuth Doggy Dog, TMNT brand synergy, shooting Eggman with a fucking gun, Sons of Angels.