Your favorite Quillheads are back at it again, talkin' shop with their good friend Jonny Wags. Grab a slice of your favorite New York 'za and enter an Empire State of Mind with us.

Better and raunchier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns with a very special episode that we recorded face-to-face in Russ' apartment. Listen to us eat a bacon-wrapped Little Caesars pizza while we watch the hit Andrew Dice Clay film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

These assholes think we'll stand down when they call us SHIT on their podcast. I hate these awful nerds and their lack of respect towards US. Uploaded their wednesday minicast cause these fucks are just plain the worst. I hate them.

Bigger, badder, and Memeier than ever, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery returns victorious. This time featuring the heart and soul combo that is Ben "Ben Pack" Pack.

Your favorite quillheads are back again with the power of Pepsi Max.

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Alan and Russ discover something beautiful this week on Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.

Alan and Russ learn to love, live, and learn in the big city in the hottest, freshest, goopiest sonic the hedgehog/pizza podcast yet. Itadakimasu~!

After a brief hiatus, we've returned to dish out some primo content to you, the listener. Russ says the audio is a bit rough for the first ten minutes, but the goofs and spoofs in this ep are as hot as ever.

A mysterious foe approaches? Will Alan and Russ survive this calamity? Can I take a moment here to talk about my girlfriend? All this and more on HOGCAST: Speedy Delivery.

Notes: Amy hats, spicy buttholes, mexican pizza, witch hunting dad, more goddamn beach queens, Paul McCartney’s soundcloud mixtape, Love Live/Sonic crossover, Scratch and Grounder, Russ jacking off with food, baby dick pizza toppings, dessert lube, Mobian raisins, General Salty’s Sad Guy Club, Liquid Robotnik, no irony or memes in 2015, Ghost fingerblasting.

Sonic rules all and the soul still burns on this important and not to be missed episode of the critically acclaimed, beloved Sonic/Pizza podcast, Hogcast: Speedy Delivery.

Notes: Pecan pie gel, Big Boi’s dick, Aaron Eckhart’s vore fetish, SeHa Girls finale, shooting Eggman, hillbilly artisans, Robert Crumb’s Seaman, bulk, shitty e-cards, Sonic dog tags, drugged chilli dog, Eggman’s fucked up PB&J, Tom Clancy’s McDonaldland, David Duchovny the mayo fanatic, Alan’s Cam’ron joke Kickstarter, Russ’ tearful apology.