Come celebrate the holidays with the HMB crew as Kelly brings up Christmas themed porn, Danny sees if they know Christmas movies, and Chris brings up Santa crimes.

The crew go back to the hypothetical war against the monkeys. Kelly decides the dogs would be his army of choice, while Yams rubs himself and Danny defends his choices.

Join the HMB crew this week as Chris discusses what he watches on Youtube, Yams tells tale of a sad Russian crime, and Toon talks about why he couldn't join the Navy. They then discover the perfect send off for one of the gang.

The crew start off by talking beer, parades, KISS, and Nickleback before digging up a property that they all love. How would HMB defend their dream home? Armed kangaroos and a group of sexually aggressive sharks for starters!

Quarantine can't break tradition on Hold My Beer! Yams is absent this year for his birthday episode but the gang trudge on and discuss several foods that they have issues with, inappropriate zoo activities, news from the eighteen hundreds, and a blind man arrested for drunk driving.

The crew starts out by discussing how the Dutch have started hunting criminals and doing the beer review. The second half of this episode had to be re-recorded after the original disappeared. Chris has a theory on what happened... but is he right?

Old Kelly returns to learn how to properly discuss politics as the crew drink baggies of nasty vodka and learn about towns with funny names. Also… apparently dolphins use to be dogs… If you would like to draw a picture of what you think Gracious Host Danny Mawenz looks like, you can submit you’re drawing to the podcast at http://www.thenandnowproductions.com/new-page

The gang get the jugga-talk out of the way before the theme even hits this week! What comes after is Danny and Chris going off on various people and the Price is Drunk! Crack open your free moonshine and prepare to not use any knowledge that you have!

Gracious Host is visited by a ghost hell bent on proving a point to him... What that point is, only Xenu knows!

Kelly's back to ruin the fun this week as Danny fails to host the show. Highlights include Chris equipping Kelly with a new weapon, sword cucking, and fake books that we want to be real!