With the world burning around them, the group gather in their small town to discuss Netfest,

Dr. Phil, monkeys, and Chris's version of a police state.

Fake news Heaven may not be real, but Marty Jannetty's Facebook page is! The gang read some of his wilder posts as Yams tells tale of a cat being attacked, and the gang talk about someone's dreams of becoming a professional wrestler!

Chris and Yams formulate a plan to take out local criminals. The gang also discuss the latest Juggalo fad, ghosts, and so much more on this weeks episode of H.M.B.!

The gang take longer to record than usual because Toon and Yams had what can only be described as a "day." Yams makes sure that the best episode of HMB isn't recorded and Toon brought Jager.... It was a bad idea...

Danny is done before the episode begins as him and Toon discuss how much better one of their school mates is doing than they are. Chris and Yams talk about them being juggalo chaperones.

Danny has a segment that falls flat, several fights happen at stores, and the Queen of England is old.

Danny accidentally left cheap lube out, Kelly talks about a shape shifting cryptid, and the gang go over the oddest ways drugs have been smuggled in to prison.

Wayne replaces Yams this week as the gang gets more and more disgusted with each others sex lives.

Toon went to Big R, Yams talks boats and a brave captain, Chris is on fire, and Danny watched night one of Wrestlemania!

The gang walk the line as the discuss Craigslist adds, the Tiger King, and Toon dying with pants around the neck!