Hollywood Is Dead

In this episode we find out what happens after you die. You're enslaved into a sheriffs position.

Shocker was almost a decent movie when it technically wrapped up about 45 minutes into it. Unfortunately it went supernatural after that and lost it all.

Look Who We Got: The Movie.

We watched Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters and now we know that witches are a good alternative to sleeping pills in the villain department.

Deep Blue Sea is two movies in one. One involves a shark attack aboard an underwater station. The other tale is a love story between LL Cool J and a parrot. Guess which story is more erotic?

Comedian Phoenix West, Mario Valencia and Bradley Barwick watch the worst movies so you don't have to. If you already did watch it...we make them better. You're welcome.

Vamps is a tale as old as time about a girl that is turned into a vampire in 1840 and nowadays is a janitor at a hospital. Yes, the movie really is as exciting as that sentence made it sound.

In this episode we explore exactly how little Bruce Willis cares about his movies nowadays.

Johnathan Carter is the tale of one man's journey beginning with being a selfish dick and ending with being a selfish dick on Mars.

Our favorite episode yet! Have you seen The Matrix? This is basically the first draft of it.