Hollywood Science

Welcome back! It is our second guest episode!

We are joined today by Rob from Gamma Radio and we had a lot of fun! Thanks for joining us, Rob!

Talking points - I get the god damned show on the road, more burrites, Rob joins the party and HippoGriff and I immediately subconsciously adopt bad English accents, Hell exists and it is bad latency, cruelty free coffee, I do some nerd shit, we talk about cider drinkers and isopods, I get stopped as I wonder what the whole thing about mechanical keyboards is, more fucking latency, wirelessly transmitting water, War of 1812 2: Electric Boogaloo, chasing cats, George Lucas is a pervert, and we question the usefulness of choking someone with a magazine.

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Welcome back! IT’S ELIJAH WOOD’S BIRTHDAY!!!!

Happy birthday, you beautiful man. I would have met you in real life but I couldn’t get $80 out of the ATM there. Next time, for sure!

Talking points - IT’S ELIJAH WOOD’S BIRTHDAY AND GRIFFIN DOESN’T KNOW THE WORDS TO HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kaiser eats a burrito, HippoGriff doesn’t feel at home on this world anymore, Kaiser eats another burrito, we bastardize burritos into burrites, Kaiser realizes his jokes are bad, Kaiser remembers not to write in third person, I tell you how to get lucky, Dick Nuts and Flappy Man Burgers, we condone stealing, we’re bewildered at the waste of good cereal, and I get giggly for no reason.

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Welcome back! We have a new worst movie...

Oh my god. To the at least 8 people that told us to watch this, fuck you.

Talking points - We talk about the movie for maybe 20 minutes and then fuck around for the last 30. It’s far better than if we talked about the movie. Honestly, I have seen better home movies shot by people who had never held a camera. HippoGriff maintains a half chub. Kaiser gets depressed again.

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Welcome back! We are here again with I guess our 50th normal episode?

I thought we did a thing for our 50th episode, but I guess those were bonus episodes and grovpologies included.

Talking points - More clone shit, we shit on IMDb pro, shitty taglines, we have a shitty connection take a shit on us, Val Kilmer gets his shit together, and we talk the shit and say shit about this movie that actually wasn’t shit. We also don’t say any shit about this being our 50th episode.

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Welcome back! It’s the New Year still maybe?!?!

Hey! We are out of episodes that we totally didn’t do ahead of time! Also, I totally didn’t forget the order in which I was supposed to publish those episodes!

Talking points - Consuming not just the hair of the dog that bit you, but the entire dog; it’s totally 2018 when we recorded this and I don’t use this fact to confuse HippoGriff at all, I break the space time continuum yet again, we have great pranks for people, I say some possibly slanderous things about Orson Scott Card, I actually got a switch and not a vive, Live Galaga 2 playing, one of our last remaining narratives died a bit, I have a fun date story, and HippoGriff goes to the burn ward again.

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Welcome back! It’s the New Year!

Hey! I bet you didn’t think this would come out today. You were almost right.

Talking points - Adult arcades, questions about the timeline, Kaiser hates stickers, Kaiser is mostly drunk the entire time, Jeff Bridges doesn’t save enough penis for us all, professional YouTubering, and Kaiser forgets his new last name for the umpteenth time.

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Welcome back! NO MORE SERIES FOR A LONG TIME!

Hey! Sorry for the late episode. Blame everyone leaving for the holidays and Breath of the Wild.

Talking points - I don’t really remember, but probably some shit about gorillas and lasers.

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No.

Welcome back! WE WERE COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT EPISODE 8!

I HAVE A FEELING THAT I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH THE REAL FORGE JUCAS. Also, HippoGriff forgot his mic. He had to use his laptop one.

Talking points - HippoGriff and Kaiser say some dumb shit about stuff and spacebears and Kaiser doesn’t like the movie but HippoGriff does so there’s that. Look. I am working every day for the rest of the year until New Year's Eve and my wife is waking me up every day after only around five hours of sleep by playing YouTube videos and I am so tired. I have to do this stuff and my streaming before work too. It's a lot. But hey. We are done recording for the rest of the year!

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Welcome back! WE HAVE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 8!

I SLEPT WITH FORGE JUCAS TO GET THESE, SO YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL.

Talking points - I don’t know. Some shit probably. Look. It’s been a long day.

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