Hollywood Science

Welcome back! I don't know why the audio is clicky on my end. I will eventually go back and redo my recordings, but that will take a while and I don't have time right now.

It’s a bad movie that's really easy to talk about!

Talking points - Fucking George Lucas by proxy and stupid fucking re-branded teddy bears.

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Welcome back! It’s HippoGriff’s Birthday today!

It’s a great movie that is really hard to talk about!

Talking points - Birthdays near Christmas, Protips for Left for Dead 2, and WEEOOOEEEOOEEE.

As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Pizza Bros and Blood and Black Rum!

Welcome back! Thankskilling was better than this one.

Fuck this movie. Don’t watch it. Don’t watch Star Wars at all.

Talking points - Favourite Star Wars Ships, Kaiser sighs, goes through the five stages of grief, tells all the Yoda sympathizers to fuck off, and starts doing some good good yelling. HippoGriff cowers. Kaiser then goes on to blame Yoda for the fall of the republic. Kaiser then writes about himself in the first person and starts getting really upset at this garbage movie. We then talk about fencing and then Kaiser goes back to ranting. We also come up with George “DicksuckMcGee” Lucas.

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Welcome back! Happy Turkey Day and National American Genocide Day!

I apologize for HippoGriff’s fan. I don’t know what is causing it right now, but I will figure it out and remove that background noise!

Talking points - We play a song from my buddy Glitch Blade, Kaiser calls out HippoGriff on food choice, a quick Latvia jab, Thanksgiving, No Homo jokes, Bad Borat impressions, getting foody with our condoms, Dom Jeans, and checking giblets for clues.

Here’s a link to the song I used today! Go give all of Glitch Blade and/or Matt the Bot’s stuff a listen! https://soundcloud.com/glitchbladeofficial/voia-hyperloop-glitch-blade-remix

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Welcome back! Another movie that doesn’t inspire hope in me for existence in general!

I apologize for the random spaces. We were very tired for this one and I was feeling a bit under the weather. But hey! We are halfway done!

Talking points - Milking Star Wars for years, Selling out big time, freestyle rapping, and misreading Einstein. Kaiser does some bad jokes and laughs alone at them. HippoGriff gets upset over 9/11 again.

As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Battle for the Ages and Just Dudes Being Guys!

It's our One Year anniversary! Isn't that something? I can't believe we have come this far.

This week, we watched Bee Movie. It was popular again in the month when we started our podcast. It was another German Impressionist film, so yeah. Of course we were going to do it.

Talking points - More Dick jokes. Too many Bee puns. I'm just so sorry about all this. Kaiser discusses the anti-communism themes and HippoGriff talks about lightning planes.

As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Weird Podcast and Death Save!

Welcome back! We watched a movie decent enough that I forgot it was a Star Wars movie.

Hey. This one wasn’t that bad. I am excited for some of that good good OG Trilogy baby!

Talking points - a-chicken a-parm-a-giana, stealing jokes from Gif Recipes, churrrrrrro, Seto Kyber, fever speech, understanding references, an entire planet that can destroy weapons, Mona Lisa with a non-erect phallus on her face, cheap antidepressants, we mention our only good joke again, Kaiser is an award winning poet, and HippoGriff is walkin’ here.

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Why. Why did we do this...

This week, we watched Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke Of The West. Good stuff for sure.

Talking points - An awful joke, an apology, and some quotes!

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Welcome back! We watched a movie much better than any Star Wars movie.

A GOOD MOVIE HOLY SHIT PERFECT FOR SUCH A SP00PY DAY. I lost my voice through this! I made a song for this too!

Talking points - D00T!, Picking up fat chicks, scary remixes, Racist stereotypes, and spooky cotton candy.

The song I remade for this used this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0 I own no rights to the original song and my edits and use of edited song are made in good faith without commercialisation.

As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Hollywood Science and Hollywood Science!

Welcome back! More space politics and what a robot thinks human beings act like!

Holy shit. I didn’t remember the prequels being this bad. I hear the voice of Ahmed Worst screeching “OBI” in my nightmares.

Talking points - Stealing snacks on an airplane, cookie butter, diarrhea buckets, tagline and movie cost correlation, and talking about Kaiser’s other endeavours.

As always, we are a part of the Ace Podcast Network! We have lots of amazing stuff like Turning back the pages and Vaguely Accurate!