Hollywood Science

Hello all! We are back with yet another fucking Star Trek movie. Soon. 9/13. I also apologise for Griffin's awful audio and all the crickets. I promise I will whip him into shape.

Talking points: 20 minutes of lost audio, Pizza Orchards, and Reverse Cancer.

Welcome back! Sorry for the late publishing and most likely crappy audio and editing! I had to rush this one a bit as I had things to do. This week, we are more than half way through all the Star Trek movies. It's been a long road and it is longer still.

Talking points: Borg Queen Blowjobs, Kaiser forgets everything, beer overflowing, pants changing, mom's spaghetti, and George La Fargi.

We are now working heavily on getting more followers, so be prepared for something I guess!

We did it. We found the funniest joke related to Star Trek. Give us a listen and we will talk about it in full. Also, we found a Star Trek movie that we actually liked!

Talking points: Gene "Big Rod and Berries" Roddenberry, ASMR breathing exercises, and plasma energy shields IRL.

We still have our IMDB list here: http://www.imdb.com/list/ls020556242/

Trust us. This will all be over soon. Hopefully.

Welcome back! We found a movie that didn't suck a lot except for the ending which was incredibly disappointing, just like how I am to my parents! This time, there are shapeshifters, a literal Gulag, our GoFundMe, original electronics music, and the celebratory death of Gene "Big Rod" Roddenberry!

Talking points: Wii Supreme, HippoGriff dies from consuming nothing except Gatorade and pizza, and Kaiser has to explain improv.

Here is the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/buying-a-wii-supreme-for-great-good

If you donate to this obvious joke, I will return your money and be irked.

Here is the link to my song! I wrote it! Go me! https://soundcloud.com/user-801814436/project-1

I will have more soon enough. Writing music is fun!

Ugh.

I am sorry about the audio quality. I wasn't expecting to laugh like this.

Talking points: Emoji movie reviews, Jet Boots, and the easiest way to become a millionaire.

Here is our new imdb link! http://www.imdb.com/list/ls020556242/

Ugh. Time to go back in time and... save the... whales... because... reasons.

Talking points: Kaiser loses his will to live. HippoGriff doesn't know how to pronounce Uhura. Also, fuck whales.

Ugh. Here we go.

Okay.

We are back. Here is literally the worst plot I have ever heard experienced in my life.

Fuck this movie. That is all.

We will be back next week to go back in time to save the whales. Yeah.

We made it! I am so sorry.

We recorded live at the World's First KFC near my house! Then we ate two hour old Chromed Chicken. This was a bad idea. It tasted like chalk and grease and sadness.

We have over 500 listens! Thank you all so much! I didn't ever think anyone would listen to our shenanigans. I really do appreciate it. To show our appreciation, we did something special for your enjoyment right at the beginning. Enjoy!

We are in episode 2 of our half year bullshit marathon. This week, we watched Star Trek 2: Electric Boogaloo. It was better than the first one. Talking points: Lack of Authentication and Security, Kirk is still an asshole, and comparisons of space weapons. Also, fuck lasers. That is all.

I made the music. Please leave feedback on it. I feel like the Star Trek movies right now: Directionless in an empty space.

Remember to email me at [email protected] and twat at us @HollywoodScienc!

Welcome back! We have started something awful.

We have started watching every Star Trek movie. This first one is rough to say the least. Give it a listen to find out why!

Talking points: Sexy Space Chemo Patients, Alcoholism as a tool, and the Worst Design for a Teleporter Ever. Of All Time.

Make sure to email us about whatever at [email protected] or hit us up @HollywoodScienc.