Hollywood’s Headlines includes Trae Young getting ejected from a game he didn’t even play in before making his debut with the Wizards, while a rare one-of-one Michael Jordan trading card hits the auction block. In the streaming wars, Paramount Global merges with Warner Bros. Discovery’s Max platform, topping 200 million subscribers, as Netflix climbs to 325 million — prompting Joe to vent about paying for all of them. Plus, undefeated Miami RedHawks men's basketball gets dismissed by Bruce Pearl as unworthy of an NCAA Tournament bid, sparking a social media clapback from the school’s AD and adding more drama with Pearl’s son coaching Auburn, who currently sits on the bubble.