Holy Crap Records Podcast

Travel with us to exotic Polk County, where we record in a cheese cave and sing to cows with recurring character Andy Perkins. John talks a lot about Australia. Rock photographer Scott Sturdy reveals which band members make the weirdest rock & roll faces (drummers). We also have excellent music:

• Jelly Mammoth with No Control
• Sunn Raga with Swamp Thing
• Zin Vetro with Cosmic Warrior
• Calvin Heights with Man of Your Dreams
• Big Eyes with Stake My Claim
• The Daydream Creatures with You Let me Let You

Thank you to our sponsors, Looking Glass Creamery. Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Scott Sturdy for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

This week we discuss what ladies like. Also the relationship between yoga and buttholes, men who buy ladies’ nighties at the Kiwanis, and Cinnamon’s new `scenester’ personality. Tristan Colby and Josh Davis of The Styrofoam Turtles reveal how to not miss chords while you jump off a drum kit. We also have excellent music:

• The Busty Brunettes with Beast of the Belly
• Echo Courts with I Don’t Mind
• The Styrofoam Turtles with He Thinks He’s People
• The No Ways with Reigning Noise
• Butthole with I Went to High School and Graduated
• RAKTA with Rodeados Pela Beleza

Thank you to our sponsors, The Worley Firley Farm. Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Tristan Colby and Josh Davis of The Styrofoam Turtles for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

‘Mean’ Colleen Rose, lead singer of the Egg Eaters, joins the podcast to discuss out-of-body experiences, eye contact, and how to look cool while carrying a pie. John interviews Lowell Hobbs of Tongues of Fire and gets scolded by somebody’s mom. We also have excellent music:

• Fime with Hover Hand
• Clever Girls with Heavy
• Tongues of Fire with Sea
• Rubber Band Gun with Carol Fellington with the Sports
• Jenny Besetzt with Only
• Grace Kelly All Day with 100 Sextillion Stars

Thank you to our sponsors, Dynamite Roasting Company. Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Lowell Hobbs of Tongues of Fire for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

Guitar-licking, and Nietzsche’s philosophy of sheep. John plans a parade. Melissa Lucciola of New Jersey band Francie Moon describes the little clouds that deliver melodies through the air. We also have excellent music:

• Saturno Grooves with Beaumont
• Tim OT with Diary
• Francie Moon with Grow
• PrettyPretty with Dicks and Candy
• Pie Face Girls with Get on the Floor
• The Smoking Flowers with Young and Brave

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Melissa Lucciola of Francie Moon for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

John reveals how he almost sat naked on a bagpipe-end. BROTHRS Lo and Rev reveal how they almost became country-rap poster-boys. Also some discussion of Monica Lewinski, neck tattoos, and an embarrassing song about the IRS. We also have excellent music:

• The Memories with La La Land
• The White Oak Splits with Deep Gap
• BROTHRS with Dirty
• Joan of Arc with Punk Kid
• Spindrift with Just Got Out of Jail
• Dasher with Nightmares

Thank you to our sponsor Rod Kight Law. Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Rev Wray and Lo Wray of BROTHRS for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

The Kennedys, exhausted from their fake tour of the Northeast, wax sort of sentimental about art, and artists, and bananas. Jim McCarthy and Max Steele of Skunk Ruckus discuss why you need a stage name, and give some specifics about how to set up a multi-city tour. We also have excellent music:

• Je na malinách with Banány
• The Dirty Dutch Trio with Love Me
• Skunk Ruckus with Hell Donkey
• Nick Jaina with Make a Life
• Lady D and the Shadow Spirits with I am the Land
• The Weeping Willards with Un Ananas

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Jim McCarthy and Max Steele of Skunk Ruckus for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

Summer McClinton, artist and lead singer of Foot Gun, joins us as we discuss the strange city of New Haven, John running naked around a lake, whether or not Facebook is bullshit, and why you really only need one pair of pants when you go on tour.  We also have excellent music:

• Ceschi with Elm City Ballad
• Symptoms with Wreck It
• Foot Gun with Queen of Good Times
• River Whyless with Another Shitty Party
• The Atoms with She’s a Nerd
• Lostdog in Loveland with Honestly

Thank you to our sponsor Round Midnight Productions. Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Summer McClinton of Foot Gun for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

Why JP Kennedy refuses to play the trumpet ever again. Is body odor sexy? Scary and inspiring bartenders. And Benjamin Hatch of the Cannonball Jars discusses how Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure changed his life. We also have excellent music:

• The Claws of Death with My Brain is a Shell
• The Pinc Louds with Dream Catcher
• The Cannonball Jars with Beds
• Pile with Texas
• The Go Devils with Death Rock
• Brendan Willing James with Woke Up on Pills

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Benjamin Hatch of the Cannonball Jars for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

‘Ms’ Clare Duplace, jazz expert and lifelong music critic, joins us as we continue to misunderstand psychedelic rock. We also discuss nerds in music, song-titling, and phonetics as art. Rock artist Joshua Marc Levy talks about the uniqueness of the Asheville scene. We also have excellent music:

• Kylesa with Quicksand
• Costanza with Masturbating in a Time Machine
• The Styrofoam Turtles with Pass Over the Trees
• The Tills with It’s Alright
• The Mercury Arcs with Blood and Poison
• The Tortoise and My Hair with PIE ratesong 4ever

Thank you to our sponsor Prihoda Fabric Duct. Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Joshua Marc Levy for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.

The sad story of two grown adults taping themselves together onstage. Jimmy McGuirl of Thee Sidewalk Surfers talks about heartbreak, backbreak, and pickin. The Kennedys try and fail to understand what record labels do. We also have excellent music:

• DONKNG with Jesus Christ
• Indigo de Sousa with How I Get Myself Killed
• Thee Sidewalk Surfers with Love and Pills
• The Dirty Soul Revival with Kickback
• BROTHRS with Born to Die
• Susto with Havana Vieja

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Jimmy McGuirl for the excellent interview, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing.