Holy Crap Records Podcast

Want to make more money in 2019? Well, have we got some slap-bang ideas for you! Also, how to get a celebrity to sing on your album, why Facebook is Totally Over, and John metaphorically cuts his hair. Also, the Monkees. And our music is excellent as always:

• North by North with Open Door
• Supervillain with That Boy’s a Beast FEAT. Nick Oliveri
• Secular Pains with Cut My Hair
• Hairy Nipples with Like Everybody Else
• The Holy Knives with Switchblade Heart

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)

John gets stuck in a dress. Profanity is newly-offensive. Dead Singers fucking speak to us: specifically, Simon LeBon -who is still living- gives John permission to be a sexy poster boy. Also, a special guest appearance by sexy dead poet Walt Whitman himself. And our music is excellent as always:

• Family Vacation with Kathy
• Annie More with Homme-Enfant
• Flight to Dubai with Hail Damage
• Rebecca F. with Dead Singers
• BROTHRS with Losing Things

Remember to check out hlycrp.com for much more of this kind of thing. And Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)

To say that this was a difficult decision would be a tremendous, tremendous understatement. But here it is... This week we bring you Less talk. More rock:

• Bundles with State of Seattle
• Wallin-Jison with Move Around the Room
• Woy with View from Mars
• Daydream Creatures with You Let Me Let You
• Brendan Willing James with Woke Up on Pills
• Susto with Havana Viella
• The Launderettes with Marks on My Map
• The Pretty Littles with Hills Hoist
• The Power with I’m Open
• Francie Moon with Gave it All I Could

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, and thank you to all of the bands who let us play their music on our show in 2018. You amaze us. And you improve the world, a lot. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)

Episode 33 - Satan’s Eggnog: John has to go to the bathroom. Your heroes try valiantly to find a Satanist who is awake at 9 am, and eventually succeed - Scott Thompson of Supervillain explains the Satanist perspective on Christmas. We also learn what it feels like to put out a cigarette on your own arm. And, as always, all of our music is excellent:

• Tight Solid with I Hate Christmas
• Kurse with Epilogue
• Errol Bateman with Autopilot
• DeFault American with I Hate Christmas
• Vienna Ditto with Amazing Grace

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Scott Thompson of Supervillain for all the wisdom, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)

A christmas-EP-challenge is presented. The mystery of Oak Island is solved. A lot about Dave Grohl. Why having a dumb day job might be good for your soul. And, as always, all of our music is excellent:

• Los Barbos with Hombre Sin Nombre
• Greenia with You Never Check Your Mail
• Poet Radio with I’m Clean
• The Big Dumb with Mary
• E L I Z A B A N D with Be Your Own Good Friend

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)

Why Cinnamon likes to dress in drag. John’s rocking-out shorts. Recurring-character Summer McClinton explains the new French Revolution. The podcast travels to Mexico, Sweden, Ireland, France, and deepest Swannanoa, and, as always, all of our music is excellent:

• Acid Trip with Smashead
• The Spiral with Thursday
• IMPARFAIT with Mégalomaniaque
• Aaron Dunphy with Deodorant
• Wallin-Jison with Move Around the room

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to the Hoodoo Music Festival for being our mortal enemies (show is on 12/15 at Turkey Point South in Greenville, SC), and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)

Find out what the ultimate holiday gift for all the men in your life is! Also, John gets more new-agey than anyone thought possible, Cinnamon dismisses the possibility that music can sound like a decade, your hosts make a weak attempt to understand some Spanish, and no attempt whatsoever to understand Chinese. And, as always, all of our music is excellent:

• Beach Hotel with Tu Revolucion
• Uppertiers with Idiot’s Move
• Make No Bones with Rosie
• Girl York with Heroine
• 白目樂隊 The White Eyes with In Lust I Lost

Why anonymity is the new fame, a cathartic call-and-response from Tongues of Fire, and John’s secret desire to be sung-back-to. Israeli rock and Swiss rock both have their Holy Crap debut. And, as always, all of our music is excellent:

• Anti-Social Club with Six Feet Under
• Tongues of Fire with Sunburn
• HSY with Sally
• Organ Mug with A Somewhere Place
• Appetizer Cheesecake with Bicycle

Episode 28 - Hampton Inn Hallway: This week we take on the Shakespearian concept of “a play within a play” as we attempt to record the podcast in a hotel hallway and are interrupted repeatedly by kids who are trying to access the pool. Also, Cinnamon learns what a “fluffer” is. We have excellent music, too:

• Love Port with In My Dreams
• Wilding with One More Time for Me, Sweetheart
• Beach Bugs with Loser
• Crooked Ghost with Sleepwalker
• Rock Nacional with I Let You Down

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Dave Desmelik and the Army of Love for hosting an important event on Dec 9, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)

Cinnamon does a 180 on the subject of goth, we hire an intern, John incites revolution, and we reveal a smart new way to make money selling your music to the 1%. We have excellent music, too:

• Secret Shame with Revolution
• Car Parts with Replacements Song
• The Veins with Harrowing
•  (veins video is here)
• Holy Ghost Tent Revival with Who Knew
• Fleurs with Scuzz

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Dave Desmelik and the Army of Love for hosting an important event on Dec 9, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)