This episode has EVERYTHING: a human husband, a gullible brother-in-law, a flaming angel, freakishly fragrant flowers, buried heads, a raging house party, the world’s strongest neck, and a suspiciously fresh corpse. 

Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Cecilia, a virgin Christian martyr who knew how to hold a tune.

Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site, and follow the pod on Instagram for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit!

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This episode has EVERYTHING: ancient Rome, a Law & Order SVU-worthy storyline, a creepy kid straight out of a Stephen King adaptation, an imaginary boyfriend, unparalleled hair growth, pretty privilege in action, and tons of blood.

Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Agnes, a virgin Christian martyr who was dying to get married.

Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site, and follow the pod on Instagram for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit!

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This episode has EVERYTHING: an endearing mother-daughter duo, lots of sheep, a dragon with IBS, a demon ass beating, an earthquake, an empathetic executioner, and a floating head.

Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Margaret, a virgin Christian martyr who didn’t take any shit.

Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site, and follow the pod on Instagram for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit!

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This episode has EVERYTHING: a tween influencer, questionable parenting practices, unwanted incense, precious metals, property destruction, possible Parseltongue, a traumatizing haircut, and a dozen attempts at murder.

Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Christina, aka Saint Christine, a virgin Christian martyr who was super good at staying alive.

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This episode has EVERYTHING: a defiant daughter, a freak father, a fairytale tower, an extreme home makeover, a life-changing spa stay, so many swords, and a double homicide by lightning. 

Season 1 of Holy Shit shines a light on Slayed Queens — the girl bosses and baddies of yore, whose face cards never declined … but often got them killed. This week’s slayed queen is Saint Barbara, a popular Christian martyr with an eye for design. 

Subscribe for a serving of saintly scaries, check out the show’s site, and follow the pod on Instagram for dumb memes, martyr mood boards, crime scene paintings, and more holy shit!

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Welcome to Holy Shit!, a true (ish) crime podcast dedicated to the disturbing murders of slain saints who were martyrs. In other words, murders you don't have to feel bad about enjoying whilst doing the dishes or drifting to sleep because the dearly departed are chilling in heaven and they sincerely appreciate the shoutouts. Let's relive the truly terrible time these hallowed individuals had on Earth!

Full episodes launch November 1 (aka All Saints Day, if you’re nasty).

In the meantime, subscribe before you forget, check out the show's site, and follow the pod on Instagram @theholyholyshitshow for updates, memes, and more holy shit!


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intro music: License: Attribution 4.0
Sad Horror Music by TheoJT
Galactic Choir by Kate Kody

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