Its a bumper edition for the last episode of the current series. We've a special guest you've never heard of, another episode of the ever popular who's snuffed it?, two quizzes and what's been going on in Mrs Wake's chaotic life......

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Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

Martin Macarthur 

In our penultimate edition of the current series we eves drop on Ilona's privileged lifestyle, involving someone famous called Two Chains (no, me neither) before settling on that glorious Saturday in 1985. We even get time to discuss bin day! For that and even more excitement,  you're in the right place......

Stuart Simmonds

Ilona Wake

Adrian Velasco

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We're back in your earbuds! We know it's been a while but Ilona has to go on holiday at some point...

In this episode we talk about how the King's old man developed a great idea for 14 year olds to be able to get lost, moan, lose things and moan a bit more and we wonder what happened to Tony Hart (at least I think it was him, could have been Simon Groom or anyone else really).... 

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Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

In this quality sounding, testosterone filled edition of HPHH with no recording cock ups, we discuss all manner of things in a manly fashion much to the relief of Ilona, There's a bit of sport, a bit of TV, no mention of community choirs and a trawl through the British Invasion. Get your thinking hats on

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

We're back......sort of. It took us six weeks to manage to get back in the same room (mostly) and then technical hitches held us up by another week and a half as you'll soon discover! Anyhow, what have we been up to? What has Ilona been wasting her time watching? Is David Beckham washed up? How special is a guest? Tune in to find out...

In the final episode before an Easter break, we welcome back the Older Gentleman, mourn the tragic loss of a TV institution and go out with a veritable rifferama or classic songs. you definitely won't want to miss this!

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

Andrew Stokes

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People have died this week - not the "older gentleman" we just don't know where he is.

Where did the hour go? We talk about all sorts of nonsense from Stu's office, including a list of attractive people from Hollywood's golden age, plus we let Ilona loose on this week's quiz...Hmmm 

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

A return to HQ sees us covering Eastenders.......forty years ago, what's going on in the land of TV and film and who's been concentrating on the dental habits of the rich and famous! It's basically four well informed people (it says here) keeping you entertained for an hour or so...

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

Andy Stokes

Another trip into the unknown as our main man thinks it's preferable to spend the winter in Cape Town. What's on telly? What's at the cinema? Why is Kanye's missus in the nuddy? What make of fridge freezer is Ilona having delivered halfway during the show? The answer to all these questions and more is in the latest exciting episode...

It's a new year, Simmo has got himself up off the patio and whisked Mrs Simmonds off to somewhere or other in the Indian Ocean, we've all eaten too much cheese, and we thought we'd get together in one room until one of us is forced to spend a month in Cape Town to look back at a year when more than 50% of Americans thought despite everything, Donald Trump deserved another shot at being the US president.............Blimey!