We’re certainly not talking about a career change for Star Girl, who is back with a bang in this episode, with tales of Parties, fashion shows and a celebrity so obscure even she got his name wrong. We’ve a 70’s music quiz too so get a pencil and paper ready, sit back and enjoy an hour of pointless wittering…

Adrian Velasco

Stuart Simmonds

Coco Wake

We're back! It was faster to evict Andrew Mountbatten Windsor from his home that sort out the logistics we've had, but you can now settle down to an hour of sparkling chat devoid of any real housewives and just a soupsong of Andy and Becks. We've a bumper quiz too so get your pens and papers ready; Homer welcomes you back!

Your favourite podcast people whittle away for another hour or so talking golf, Chanel jackets, pick n mix, and the return of our favourite puppets to the big screen. Oh and we’re reminded of the fact that no one puts baby in the corner.

Simmo

The talent

Dustin’s Mate

Sheen ahh

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With one of our own deciding to become a student again and go inter railing around Europe, we find a fabulous replacement whilst still managing to talk to same amount of old guff. And Wondergirl proves us all wrong with a bonza of a quiz. Enjoy good people.

Stuie

Loni

Mart

Sheenagh

We're back after a summer of holidays, gigs, festivals, cat sitting. Our previous guest proved mildly popular so we've brought him back to discuss what's been happening, what on Earth's going on with a quiz suggestion, who's dead and who was kept alive

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

Martin Macarthur

Its a bumper edition for the last episode of the current series. We've a special guest you've never heard of, another episode of the ever popular who's snuffed it?, two quizzes and what's been going on in Mrs Wake's chaotic life......

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Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

Martin Macarthur 

In our penultimate edition of the current series we eves drop on Ilona's privileged lifestyle, involving someone famous called Two Chains (no, me neither) before settling on that glorious Saturday in 1985. We even get time to discuss bin day! For that and even more excitement,  you're in the right place......

Stuart Simmonds

Ilona Wake

Adrian Velasco

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We're back in your earbuds! We know it's been a while but Ilona has to go on holiday at some point...

In this episode we talk about how the King's old man developed a great idea for 14 year olds to be able to get lost, moan, lose things and moan a bit more and we wonder what happened to Tony Hart (at least I think it was him, could have been Simon Groom or anyone else really).... 

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Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

In this quality sounding, testosterone filled edition of HPHH with no recording cock ups, we discuss all manner of things in a manly fashion much to the relief of Ilona, There's a bit of sport, a bit of TV, no mention of community choirs and a trawl through the British Invasion. Get your thinking hats on

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

We're back......sort of. It took us six weeks to manage to get back in the same room (mostly) and then technical hitches held us up by another week and a half as you'll soon discover! Anyhow, what have we been up to? What has Ilona been wasting her time watching? Is David Beckham washed up? How special is a guest? Tune in to find out...