Back in the dining room in West Sussex with Ilona's flapjack to keep us happy, we talk about all things showbiz, decide that on balance it's better in Cape Town and The Algarve in late November and get our Pogo Pattisons mixed up with our Alan Balls

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

Andy Stokes

After a quick turnaround for us, we have another effort at producing a podcast on Zoom and find out who we'd love to have round for dinner and what we'd feed them, the fact that the weather is better in Cape Town than it is here and realise that nobody has a clue who Tailgunner are
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Stuart Simmo Simmonds
Adrian Spag Velasco
Ilona Loni Wake
Andy Stoko Stokes

From all corners of the world - well... two, we look at the recent US election, recall films from our youth, wonder if it's cool to be bald and somehow fill up an hour of our lives with banality!

The potty mouthed posh boy returns from laying the garden path to add his two penneth to the latest exciting load of old tosh from your favourite (it says here) podcast hosts. What have we been watching, following, hating, loving? Tune in to find out and don't forget to share!

Stuart Simmonds

Adrian Velasco

Ilona Wake

Andrew Stokes

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Here we go again, trying to regulate Ilona's bad language, whilst having a sensible discussion about the occupants of Starbase. The weather's not been great so settle down, have a laugh with us and see if you can separate your Jilted Johns from your John Otways......

Stuart Simmonds
Ilona Wake
Adrian Velasco

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After a summer of gathering material, honing our recording technique, squeezing into a 14 year old wetsuit, enjoying the summer holidays and being disappointed by our favourite celebrities and politicians, we return to kick of series two of this ground breaking (it says here) podcast. with a look at what's happened since we've been away

Stuart Simmonds
Ilona Wake
Adrian Velasco

In a bumper final episode of the first season, we welcome back the older gentleman to take a leading roll in a Reform UK inspired quiz (ooer!) We have a sift through some of your emails before an unmissable musical interlude which we suspect doesn't break copyright laws. It's all here so settle back and enjoy.

Stuart Simmonds
Adrian Velasco
Ilona Wake
Andrew Stokes

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In another week where the older gentleman skipped town and Ilona forgot the flapjacks, we test her concentration by talking about sport for 20 seconds, find ten things that the Mail online think we'll find interesting and wonder if Stuart bothered turning up to Geography lessons at school. Eyes down for another load of irreverent shite from your 6th favourite podcast,

Stuart Simmonds

Ilona Wake

Adrian Velasco

 

Fuelled by home-made rocky road, we take a look a what on earth is happening in the world (disclaimer: some of the information came from Jeremy Vine and the Mail Online), we test our musical knowledge and have a bit of a nostalgic trip back to 1976. 
Stuart Simmonds
Adrian Velasco
Ilona Wake
Andrew Stokes
Arthur

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After an enforced break due to the only member of team who knows how to use editing software buggering off to Canada for three weeks, we return triumphantly with a guest presenter (she was very inexpensive and even brought along mini rolls)
More irreverent nonsense to help you get to sleep at night.