Santa's Little Helper is extra annoying and Homer and Marge contemplate giving him away if he doesn't get his act together...

When Marge's sister Selma starts to hear her biological clock ticking, she enlists the help of Marge to help her find a man. Hilarity ensues when Marge makes Homer find a man for Selma only to have him fall for Patty, Selma's twin.

Homer gets the family free cable from a shady cable guy and Lisa worries about his eternal soul.

The Simpson's TV goes on the fritz and the Simpsons are forced to spend some quality time together and Homer and Marge tell the story of how they first met.

Lisa gets Homer to agree to try sushi for the first time with hilarious consequences.

Mr. Burns run over Bart one day and it leads to shenanigans in the court house and causes a crisis in the Simpson house. 

Maggie clobbers Homer with a wooden mallet and Marge launches a censorship campaign with unintended consequences.

While at a monster truck rally, Bart discovers that he wants to be a daredevil no matter the cost.

Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head in time for the holidays.