Can you be sure what is real. Suspended disbelief compared with magical reality. Elvis Costello’s “When did I stop dreaming” is analysed. Astral travelling and recurring death dreams. Footprints on the ceiling will leave you questioning everything around you.

It rains from time to time. Are you a fairweather type who avoids the rain or do you glory in the experience…singing in the rain. Rain can be romantic, huddled under an umbrella. Rain dances and cloud seeding rain. It’s raining, it’s pouring the old man is snoring. Why it never rains on China’s parades. Turning up bedraggled at your hopeful romantic partner……does he take you in?

Why are people so possessive about their tea or coffee mug, at home and work? We explore the hidden secrets and stray off course into mug shots and being a “mug”. There’s one born every minute.

Making people feel comfortable. Being a considerate guest. Top tips getting ready to entertain. How to be the host from hell with coaster rules. Using breakfast menu options as short cut to “why don’t you stay the night?”. Dirty stop our kits and brief-cases. Don’t forget the thank you card. It’s all there for your enjoyment as Sarah and Daniel play the perfect hosts.

The film industry needs a whole new set of warnings for the sensitive types, covering green issues, proper disposal of unwanted stuff, dicks caught in zips, inter-generational envy, Venetian blinds, heart stopping frightening scenes and so much more.

WARNING: CONTAINS THE F WORD AND VERY RUDE ABOUT VERMONT. Anuradha Mittal is using her position at Ben and Jerry’s and long history of Israel hate, to show her true racist colours. What happened to “Peace Love and Ice Cream”? It became we are a bunch of Capitalist, virtue signalling hypocritical racists living in the most apartheid State of the Union. And where is Unilever the parent company?

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Don’t go changing to try and please me (Billy Joel). From restaurants to your own life, we explore the siren call of the new. What difference do the people make who manage your life, from Executive Assistants to Actors’ Agents. Microsoft installations and patches, “business as usual”, the blitz all get the Sharman/Confino treatment. WARNING: very funny at times (you’ll know because we will be laughing uncontrollably).

You never see your true face. What effect does your “resting” face produce. Your bitch face, your lying face, your cum face…we hold up a mirror to your pulled or unwitting facial expressions.

Strategies for keeping cool during the heat wave. Wacky ideas to try at home at your own risk. Global warming: saving photos while destroying the planet.