Sarah talks honestly about being single and her quest for that tall handsome athletic man (preferably a dancer) with good teeth, who laughs at her jokes. Instead she gets sent pictures of genitalia with no dental information whatever. She sits alone at nights thinking of the killer chat up line, while eating baked beans from the can with a cheap fork. She desperately needs a good fork. Can you help? The search continues….

Daniel admits to a Kilner Jar addiction. Tips for smuggling 36 jars past his plastic clip-loving wife. Sarah wallows nostalgically over cherished memories for the family biscuit barrel. Daniel smugly admires his cornucopia of seductive Kilner jars each tantalisingly filled with home made pickles, fruit in alcohol, pear mostarda, smoked nuts and essential kitchen ingredients. No woman has ever been able to resist the swooning fantasy of endless combinations of curated delicacies. Sex in a jar. Go fill.

Daniel and Sarah get into linguistic knots over guilt, admission, admitting and whether the criminal justice system is asking the wrong question. Sarah’s secrets are spilled by some of her friends in Bill’s. She admits some errors of judgement in her youth. Personal services compared with utilities. What to do with your last 6 minutes. Memories of Luton airport and Lorraine Chase advertising Campari. Plunge baths to immerse your knee caps and shoulder blades at the same time, Daniel gets a bit rude about letter boxes. Rearing sheep and mountain goats is not an innocent occupation. How to deal with prohibition notices. A veritable potpourri of Homespun Wisdom.

Sarah and Daniel continue the discussion from last week, taking the conversation into how class and perceived worth impact the shock of tragic death. Laws of physics discussed along with survival techniques for submerged cars. Chappaquiddick referenced. Sarah can’t take the pressure. Daniel loses his patience. The tension is palpable. It’s a roller coaster before hitting the buffers. Only the flight recorder can be found in the rubble of this cracker of a show. Not one to miss.

…..but a million is a statistic. Daniel and Sarah unpick the way deaths are reported from very public disasters (starting with plane crashes) and what it reveals about our humanity or location specific empathy. The exchanges around the role of FATE in life see Daniel bare all. It is truly humbling and disturbing at the same time. Mea culpa, it was Albert Camus who wrote “The Outsider”, not Andre Gide.

Everyone is capable of murder. As Stanley Tucci quipped “we are all murderers, you just haven’t met the right person yet”. We take you down into the world of throwing spaghetti against the wall and storming out. What are you capable of when it comes to protecting your family? Can you control your dangerous emotions when confronted by betrayal? Very uncomfortable material. Do not listen if suffering from anxiety or heart conditions.

Daniel and Sarah leave a trail of burnt ends and shattered illusions in this devastating deconstruction of modern food habits. Are you ready for the pickle challenge? Earn your breakfast to reward yourself. No use trying to hide your true self behind your stick thin signature dishes. All will be exposed.

Daniel and Sarah explore the zen like sensation of perfectly fitting small wins into the gap of dead time and other time saving tips. Don’t waste your time listening. You can never have it back.

Daniel and Sarah range over sex positions, intimacy co-ordinators, and microwave oven problems, amongst other topics. WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE IN DANIEL’S RANT ABOUT DEFECTIVE PANASONIC MICROWAVES

We have wrapped on Home Spun Wisdom: Talks with My Neighbour. But Daniel and Sarah have a new show - 'Honest Conversations' hosted by Spectrum On Air.

 So if you haven't had enough click here to listen to more. https://www.spreaker.com/show/honest-conversations