Homespun Yak

Homespun Yak

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  • The Pappy Van Winkle Heist

    On this episode of the Homespun Yak, the guys start out by discussing some relevant news - The Inauguration of Joseph ROBINETTE Biden Jr. It's been only 1 week since he was sworn in, yet he is already "on notice!" for not "doing enough" for social justice and change according to some "very reasonable" folks in the media. It just highlights the fact that no matter who sits in the Oval Office, their actions and words will never satisfy all.

    The dudes then move on to their recent Birthdays which are 10 days apart in the month of January. Kyle celebrated by renting out a theater and watching the timeless classic, "The Big Lebowski". This "pandemic friendly" option that theaters are providing is right up his alley, as he typically hates sharing a packed theater with commoners who text/talk/distract throughout the duration of a film.

    Next, they share their thoughts on two heist stories! The first actually occurred earlier this month in the heart of Burgundy where thieves made off with $425,000 worth of grand cru wines from a famous hotel in the region. A high speed "Mario Kart" style chase ensues... This inspires Kyle to follow up with the wild tale of the Pappy Van Winkle Heist which took place in 2013 and involves 9 individuals (including a local cop). Bourbon, steroids, marijuana and more are all intertwined in this one, so don't miss it!

    Finally, the lads round out the podcast by discussing the NFC and AFC Championship games and their feelings on how the Super Bowl between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs will play out on Feb 7th. At 43 years old, Tom Brady will be making his 10th Super Bowl appearance in his career with a chance for a 7th win! Nic's take on whether or not we'll see a more accomplished quarterback ever again in the NFL: "Not only will we never see another quarterback as prolific and dominant as Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr., but we shall never again see a figure so dashing, a man so graceful. His ability to will a losing franchise to a Super Bowl by beating the likes of Aaron Rogers and Drew Brees on the road will go down as one of the most inspirational feats in sports history, nay human history! I have been a witness to greatness time and time again throughout the course of my life, but the otherworldly wonder of Tom Brady never ceases to bring a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. I owe this man a great debt for being a guiding light of joy throughout my life and will do my best to repay him by sharing his story and wholeheartedly dedicating my mind and body to the TB12 program."

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    1 hr 13 min
  • The 35 Dollar Ounce.

    In this episode, the guys start off discussing bourbon based on an event Kyle attended recently (CoVID SAFE, CALM DOWN!) where he had the immense pleasure of being served an ounce of bourbon, but not just any bourbon... Pappy Van Winkle's 15 year Bourbon. Kyle gives us a history lesson on why this particular bourbon is top shelf, what it tasted like, and what other people liken it to. Then, the guys discuss the bourbon's they're currently drinking - hint: it's not as nice as Pappy's.


    In the next segment, the guys catch up on the NFL playoffs, offering reactions, as well as ranking where Drew Brees falls in the last 20-25 years of football. Then, they close things out by making predictions for next week's games, as well as react the the James Harden trade to the Nets, and then go off discussing potential trade outcomes of Kyrie Irving.

    Hope you like alcohol and sports, because that's what this is... Enjoy!

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Oh I'm Just a Shill on Capitol Hill

    Shill: "A person who publicizes or praises something or someone for reasons of self-interest, personal profit, or friendship or loyalty." 

    That sounds suspiciously like someone who was recently banned from Twitter... who could it possibly be?! On this episode of Homespun Yak, the guys try to piece together the events that ultimately resulted in protesters storming the United States Capitol. Were these people inspired by President Trump to forcefully "take their country back"? If so, what are the legal and prosecutorial ramifications for the sitting President once his term comes to an end on January 20th? 

    Next, the guys pivot to discuss the latest JRE Podcast with Dr Mark Gordon and Andrew Marr who both promote awareness and treatment for head-induced traumas that result in harmful brain inflammation. It's a fascinating discussion about how a reduction in inflammation throughout the body can often result in a better quality of life overall. However noble and intriguing this research and work is, Nic has some credible doubt surrounding the quality of research they have done in attaining some of their conclusions. Kyle's view is more along the lines of, "if I can hit a PR on bench once a week, I'll take the supplements."

    Finally on "Sports Segment", the guys rant about the NFL WILD Card Weekend and give their predictions on the outcomes of next week's match-ups! On the "QB Love and Hate" portion of the segment, Nic gives us an in-depth breakdown on Lamar Jackson while Kyle gives his opinion on the future of #sad Big Ben. Can 43 year old Tom Brady lead the TOMpa Bay Bucs to another glorious Super Bowl title in their home stadium?! If he can, according to Nic, it'll be one of the greatest Love and Sports stories ever told:

    "I can see myself now", Nic said with a smile. "My grandchildren gather round the hearth as I settle into my recliner. Their wide eyes gaze upon me with a sincere yet innocent look of pure anticipation. They've heard the tale before a hundred times or more, but they never tire of it. I suppose it's like the story of Christmas in that way. My youngest grandchild, Ezekiel, chimes in half way through the story of Tom's infamous battle with Drew Brees during the second round of the 2021 playoffs by saying, 'Grampy is that why you have the number 12 tattooed on your arm?' Instinctively I glance down at my arm and slowly pull back my sleeve revealing the bold red 12 that has been forever stamped on my body since that fateful February Day in 2021. Suddenly the floodgates are opened as tears stream down my face in remembrance of a glorious time gone by. For in this moment I am Noah at sea. 'Tonight children, my heart can endure no more', I say as my daughter ushers the grandchildren to their bedrooms. Though they are disappointed that I was unable to complete the epic story, they know in due time I will regain my strength and inspire them once more with the legendary Tale of Tom. My heart will go on. It must..."

     


    1 hr 18 min
  • Welcome to 2021, Where the Grass is Greener...?

    In this episode, the guys get into a variety of subjects starting out by discussing a case of "rhabdomyolysis" close to home for Kyle. Then, Kyle discusses some new accessories in his running routine - he'll be world class by the end of the year - book it! Those, along with a bit of dabbling in the good ol' politics (CoVID hypocrites),  catch up on the new NBA season, the Arsenal disaster team, and much more leads to a great first episode to kick off 2021.


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    1 hr 25 min
  • Dr Fauci's 'How the Virus Stole Christmas'

    Christmas is cancelled ya filthy animals! On this Happy Holiday episode of the Homespun Yak, the guys discuss a wide variety of topics that include:

    • How women and men express their emotions differently under certain circumstances (this is sure to go down well!)
    • The American Elite receiving the Covid-19 Vaccine now while commoners must wait patiently for months.
    • Where we currently stand with the vaccine, a new coronavirus 'strain', and Nic's amazement at holiday gatherings posted on social media.
    • The kickoff to the NBA regular season as well as the guys' predictions on Eastern and Western Conference standings.
    • Kyle's passionate (fact-based) rant on how UNC Basketball is consistently and fraudulently over-ranked every season!
    • An overview of Arsenal Football Club's abysmal form and potential relegation battle as well as an anticipation for Premier League action on Boxing Day.
    • We hope you have a wonderful Holiday Season and greatly appreciate your continued support! Please tune in, subscribe to the podcast and Youtube Channel, and smash that like button Fam!

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      1 hr 18 min
    • Nic's Gym Encounter.

      In this episode, the guys get into a variety of topics (as always); like, a bunch of topics. First, inexplicably, they get into the world of MMA and fighting - investigating sex differences and the role they play in fighting sports. Kyle recounts times wherein he's running and loses track of time as his mind builds scenarios that get him angry, a shared experience Nic understands. Then, Nic tells a short story of a rather "odd" gym encounter he had the morning of the podcast recording - how would you react in that situation? Finally, the guys touch on the NFL game between the Ravens and the Browns before closing out the podcast, but rest assured, there are many topics covered (CoVID, hormones, and cancelculture all make an appearance, as well).


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      1 hr 28 min
    • The Gary Vee Mentality, Consciousness Explored, and the History of Retirement

      Where do the thoughts come from? Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by the memories of your past experiences that seemingly appear out of thin air? On this week's episode of The Homespun Yak, the guys explore human consciousness and it's impact on how we perceive and react to certain events at different ages. Even though our names remain the same, after 10 years of living are we still the same individuals both inside and out? Are these ideas the ramblings of two madmen? Tune in to find out!

      The guys then discuss how certain people on social media attempt to manufacture internal happiness by projecting their material wealth publicly to gain the approval of those they do not even know. If we look at the Gary Vee approach to situations like this, he would say that the number one thing people must do in order to take control of their lives and self-satisfaction is to stop caring what other people think and say. This would also apply to folks who are looking for a new job based on current stagnation or discontent in that particular industry. Can you afford to take a risk and make a drastic change in your career? Does your job have you in "golden handcuffs"? How do you know whether or not you can take a passion project and make it into something profitable for the long term? 

      The guys try their best to answer some of these questions by diving into personal experiences that they've either heard from others or lived through themselves. They then look at whether or not retirement is a realistic possibility for them and how they feel they would handle it if they were to achieve it at some point down the line. Finally, they end by asking, "what's going on with the Ghislaine Maxwell case?!"

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      1 hr 25 min
    • Maradona, Iran snubbed on Nuclear Weapons... Oops, we mean "Power"

      On this episode of the Homespun Yak, the guys go into a series of topics, starting off with a short story of a HYPOCRITICAL "CoVID" conscious doctor called "Dr. Mike". Eventually, the guys turn their attention to Maradona's passing and Kyle expounds on his impact in soccer, as well as where Messi stacks against the legend. They also move into a quick discussion back to the mid 2000s where Michael Vick was imprisoned for dog fighting - do you forgive him? The guys discuss, and Kyle brings up some solid points that might turn an impassioned "hell no!" to a more muted response. Kyle strikes up the discussion of the Nuclear scientist in Iran that was killed by... Israel? What implications does that leave us with? Imagine if *that* happened in the United States!


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      1 hr 16 min
    • Covid-19 - The True Meaning of Thanksgiving in America

      For Thanksgiving this year, will you be feasting gleefully in the presence of family and friends? If so, you may be serving up that fried turkey and Beuajolais Nouveau with a side of Covid-19... 

      In this episode of Homespun Yak, the guys talk Turkey Day tattle tales and social distancing hypocrites like Governor Gavin Newsom of CA: "Since I already got to ball out with my friends during a private party at the French Laundry, I'm officially giving the go ahead on November 25th for all restaurants to revert back to take-out orders only." He kind of reminds of Bruce Wayne if he never became the Batman. Just sort of stayed a rich, elitist dick that could never just buy an island and mind his own business. 

      Nic then brings up some recent Tim Pool content and points out how many reputable members of the so called "Intellectual Dark Web" scene have yet to concede Trump's defeat and in some cases are even peddling conspiracy theories revolving around widespread voter fraud. Kyle mentions a recent Sam Harris podcast entitled "Republic of Lies" where he discusses his take on why this is happening with so many of his peers as well as the implications of Trump's refusing to concede the Presidential election. Are people going against what they truly believe in order to capitalize on popular trends and cash in? Tune in this week to find out...

      We hope you enjoy a safe and relaxing Thanksgiving this year, but please do us a favor and don't count your calories... Go Hog-Wild!

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      1 hr 17 min
    • Kyle's escape from a deadly Beast of Nature

      Hey Yak, yak, yakkers,  this week, Kyle and Nic begin by opening up a new transient section called the "tech corner" wherein Kyle tells of his incredible computer deal getting a super computer, before Nic gives two PSAs related to Apple's new technology they announced and released over the last few weeks. Then, the guys discuss a highlight moment in their Halo careers, before the conversation turns to the dreaded CoVID lockdown and the individual responsibility of people to take responsibility for their actions. The episode finishes with a comical tale wherein Kyle relates his experience being mauled by a... you know what? You'll find out. :)


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      1 hr 27 min

    About Homespun Yak

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    Two Joe Rogan wanna-be's (and guests) exploring life philosophies. Simple.