Sydney Battle (viral sensation) joins Colby and Amir to create a guide to a holiday they definitely didn't forget about: Valentine's Day. Plus, Sydney talks getting trapped on Jared Leto's island, drinking robin's eggs "Rocky Balboa style," and so much more!

Plus, a Love Letter from the inimitable Kelley Quinn!

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Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme by Brooks Allison

Alise Morales (Our Cartoon President, Betches) joins Colby and Amir to talk elementary school crushes, meeting men at historical reenactments, how teens can date over Zoom, and so much more!

Plus, a Love Letter from the incredible Raymond Santos!

Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme music by Brooks Allison

It truly takes a village to teach two young boys about dating, because this week, Colby and Amir welcome Juliet Prather, Kasey Borger, and Amy Wright of Patio Talk all on the podcast at once.

This quintet talks how to behave at a restaurant, home decorating tips (for when your special someone sees your spot for the first time), the five love languages, and so much more.

Plus, a Love Letter from the inimitable Josh Nasser!

Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme music by Brooks Allison

Joe Rumrill (Chris Gethard Presents) joins Colby and Amir to reveal the perils of dating a stunt coordinator, his tough job maintaining the Hollywood sign, and so much more!

Plus, a Love Letter from the creator of our theme music, the wonderful Brooks Allison!

Sandy Honig ('Three Busy Debras' on Adult Swim) joins Colby and Amir to divulge the perils of dating someone in the public eye during the pandemic, her classic "You might be a pervert" catchphrase, and how many burner social media accounts is too many!

Plus, a love letter from the peerless Sam Naismith.

Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme music by Brooks Allison

Squirrel Comedy Theater co-founders Patrick Keene & Maritza Montañez talk to Amir and Colby about letting your suitors come to you, opening relationships during Covid shutdowns, Maritza's audition for Saturday Night Live, and so much more!

Plus, a love letter from the inveterate Ross Snow

Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme music by Brooks Allison

Jeremy Kaplowitz (TheHardTimes.net) joins Colby and Amir to discuss meeting the love of his life at 16, the sexual power of eating oysters, and Paul Blart's Israeli military training.

Plus, a Love Letter from the incomparable Dan Moore. 

Find Jeremy on Twitter at @jeremysmiles

Honey Baby Sweetie Love theme music by Brooks Allison (@brooksallison_)

Rekha Shankar (@rekhalshankar, Grand Crew, Dimension20) and Jordan Myrick (@jordanmyr1ck Talk Chef, Comedy, TikTok) walk Colby and Amir through attending the Met Gala, dating the same wrestler, switching bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan, and more

Plus, a Love Letter from the wonderful Jenny Arimoto (@jennyarimoto)

Theme music by Brooks Allison (@brooksallison_)

Molly Kiernan and Meg Joh, hosts of the sexual health podcast Forever, Babe, join Colby and Amir to discuss Meg's secret relationship with the city of Chicago, Molly's insistence on staying friends with her toxic ex-boyfriends, and so much more.

Plus, a Love Letter from the Lovely Danny Lempert 

Check out Meg & Molly's show at https://www.foreverbabepodcast.com/

HBSL Theme Music by Brooks Allison (@brooksallison_)

Sam Taggart (Comedy Central, HBO's Los Espookys) joins Colby and Amir to reveal how he got his dream life.

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Theme music by Brooks Allison

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