Hook Cooks

Aww shucks, we got one for the Moth-heads!

That's right, Moth-enjoyers. Begin secreting your various pheremones - because the Hook Cooks are cooking up a story that you're gonna love! And hey, honestly, if you're just sort of OK with moths... or even if you downright dislike 'em... this one's for you too.

How could so many mothy bases be covered by one (frankly excellent) podcast? Only one way to find out! Like a moth to a flame, be drawn into the inescapable allure of this Hook Cooks ep!

FLUTTERFLUTTERFLUTTER

Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com

Music:

'Summertime' - Booker T & The MG's

'Paradise' - Guy Lombardo

'Working In The Coal Mine' - Lee Dorsey

'The Saint' - Roland Shaw Orchestra

'Sun lips' by Black Moth Super Rainbow

'Industrial Heist' by Anton Shilo

'underground smarts' by staRpauSe

'Sleeping Giant' by Sirius

'Solemn' by Ethan Watts

'Journey to the Stars' by SavfkMusic

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Lean back, relax your mind, exhale deeply, close both eyes, listen to the sounds of your body, feel the tension in your muscles, now close your other eye (the third one), feel yourself slipp- wait, do you still have *another* eye open? How are you still able to see me? Your forehead real estate is wild.

Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com

Music:

'Neptune, The Mystic' - Gustav Holst

'Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra' - Britten

'Funiculi-Funicula' - Billy May and his Orchestra

'Penthouse Piano' - Jack Shaindlin

'For Want of a Star' - Bobby Rosengarden

'Hunting Knife→ Danger' - Neighborhood Cults

'Dark Tension Rising' - Mattia Cupelli

'Haul Away The Bowline' - De Wolfe Music Library

'The Storm' - Greg Dombrowski

'Three Sheets to the Wind' - Scott Buckley

'Chowke tribal chant' - Michael Crespo

'Tribal african jungle' - EITAN EPSTEIN MUSIC 

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Don't bother tip-toeing around this episode- the hushed yet dulcet undertones of adventure, dripping from the silent, gaped maws of our hosts, snake inaudibly over still airwaves. But there is a light at the end of this tranquil tunnel- a musical light. A musical light wielded by a deaf subterranean creature. How, you ask? I don't know.

Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com

Music from archive.org:

"Concerto in G Minor for Flute, Oboe and Bassoon, Allegro ma cantabile" - Philadelphia Woodwind Quintet

"Drum Solo, Blues Theme From 'The Proper Time'" - Shelly Manne & His Men

"Billy In The Lowground" - White Lightnin'

"Namoon" - Maximilian Torsten

"Toxic" - The Surfragettes

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'Twas the morning of Christmas,

and all through the house,

not a PC part was stirring,

not even a mouse.

The headphones were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that a podcast ep soon would be there

The listener and their crew were snug in their beds,

while visions of Hook Cooks danced in their heads...

And here it is! Our merriest, jolliest, jingliest episode yet! Pull up your stockings and rein in your deer, jingle your bells and throw pies at the Grinch. Wait.. that's not the Grinch.. WALT PSYCORP?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

Theme song is 'Sailing Away' by Holizna

Music:

'Glistening Gifts (Slow Version)' by Fesiyan Studios

'Pandemic' by Liam Seagrave

'Beginning To End' by Hendyamps Studios

'Hot Ice' by Infraction

'Chase Scene Music 2' by Fesiyan Studios

'Snowfall' by Scott Buckley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the indeterminate Southern fried chicken entrepreneur keep his herbs and spices a secret? What happens to the galaxy if the spice does not flow? How many spice-farmers does it take to start a revolution?

Ahem. This episode of Hook Cooks asks some powerful and challenging questions of all of us, and is in no way affiliated with KFC. At least, not yet. Please direct all sponsorship offers to our usual email but any litigation to [email protected].

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

York Brothers - Kentucky

Joe Costa w/ Howard Biggs' Orchestra - Kentucky

Merle Travis - Kentucky Means Paradise

Eddy Arnold - The Tennessee Plowboy and his Guitar - Roll Along Kentucky Moon

Princeton Seminary Choir - O God of Earth and Altar

Little Roy Lewis and The Lewis Family - Gospel Banjo

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Effortlessly twirling his way through the kitchen of creativity this episode is a most sure-footed guest—the clever and courageous Dan Last of @DicePaperRole. Dan's taken a break from adventuring through the Feywild to join us in another jungle of the mind, one alive with birdsong and breakdancing. Throw on your leg-warmers, practice your plié, and don't forget to shake that tail-feather, you dancing bird you!

Theme - 'Sailing Away' by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com

Music:

'Balefire' by Scott Buckley

'POLAR BEAR' by Alexandra Tsikina

'Flamenco Music' by Liborio Conti

'The Breakdance' by Stereo Nuts

'Waltz medley' by Johann Strauss Jr

'Rush E Speed Challenge' by Nicole Billow Choreography

'Upbeat Funk Background' by Wavebeats Music

'4AM (TECHNO)' by Infraction

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Yes, yes, come, my child, into my Cottage and sit down on this lumpy pillow. Take that heavy coat off. Huff the thickly incensed air. In queso emergency, break that looking glass. Gaze into my crystal ball. What is it that I see in there? Why, it's the Hook Cooks off on another fantastical episode into their mind palaces, producing only the tastiest dishes, and they taste oh so Gouda. But quickly, my child, sup of their most tasteful essence Brie-fore they vanish backwards, or is it forwards, through time. This delight is laced with psychic energies, and revolving around none other than the inventer of Mouse himself!

If you need it, the toilet is Gruyere.

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 

Music from archive.org:

Igor Stravinsky, Boston Symphony Orchestra, Pierre Monteux - Dance To The Glorified One

Rare Bird - Turn It All Around

University of Michigan Band - King Cotton

Hugh Martin & Timothy Gray - Overture: High Spirits

Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, National

Ferde Grofé, The World's Fair Symphony Orchestra, Paul Lavalle - World's Fair Suite, Fun at the Fair

Buddy Rich Big Band - Diabolus

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Hey, you wanna hear a secret about the so-called MOON LANDING? Buried deep in this totally normal episode of Hook Cooks is a story the government doesn't want you to know. They want you docile, content, at peace with your understanding of the world and the moon and how we 'supposedly' landed on it. Listen close everyone, say NAH to NASA, and wake up. The truth may shock you.

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 

Music from archive.org:

New York Minute - Reaktor Productions

Red Skies - Holizna

Classic - Holizna

Moon Landing - Surak

Boss Theme - Sawsquarenoise

Space Western Banjo - TiMBR ZEAL

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What is up, my podheads?! It cha boi here, out the back of the kitchen, ready to fend off time-travelling warriors thirsty for my blood! Don't forget to SMASH that review button and subscribe for your chance to win a chance to defend me, equipped only with a taser, and let's see if we can get this channel to finally hit a billion listo's! Stay peaceful, Yeasties!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

Enoch Light & The Brass Menagerie - Aquarius

Thoinoit Arbeau, Telemann Society Orchestra - Band II

The Ones - I Should Have Known

Don & The Goodtimes - Make It

Eddie Harris - Moon River

Roland de Lassus, Prague Madrigal Singers - Mass For 5 Voices, In Die Tribulationis, Benedictus

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Joining us this episode in the kitchen of creativity is the hilarious and talented—particularly with regard to pirate riddles—Bill Sunderland of @EscapeThisPodcast. Bill took a break from kidnapping guests and trapping them in escape rooms to help us pull off the high seas heist of the century. Ya best hoist the mainsails and batten down yer ears before ya listen to this one, ya salty sea-dog!

Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/

Music from archive.org:

サラーム - 久保田早紀

Devoid - Dweller

Leroy Anderson - Pirate Dance

Basement Big Band - Triple B

Shafbert Casino Jazz Group - Just A Gigolo

Eddie Harris - Moon River

Leon Fleisher & Leon Szell with The Cleveland Orchestra - Piano Concerto in A Minor

Espana - Emmanuel Chabrier

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