Hook Cooks

Hook Cooks

By Shane Vincent, Conor Woods, Jack McColl, Mitch StevensonComedyLeisureFictionComedy FictionImprov
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Hook Cooks episodes

  • Heavy Tongue

    Hey kid, get over here. You got a couple ears, yeah? Drag that musicbox right where yer standin', slap on some Hook Cooks and get yourself educated. Here, in this place where we do business, we listen to tales of superheroes and magic powers, mobsters and sign language. If I hads me a cigar right now, I'd tip my hat to ya.


    Words is powers, excepts for whens it ain'ts.


    Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

    https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


    Music from archive.org:

    New York Jazz Sextet - Giant Steps

    Duke Ellington - Chelsea Bridge

    Armando Trovaioli - Swinging Lonely

    The Dave Brubeck Quartet - Winter Ballad

    Icey Jaye - Icey (She's Bad) (New York Mix)

    Up With People - In New York City

    Frans Jahger - La Lingva Por Ni



    Sound effects sourced from freesound.org

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    37 min
  • Galactic Mud

    We've got a new episode of Hook Cooks locked and loaded! Let's get all of the hard stuff out of the way first- What are your thoughts on the horrors of war? Has your government ever fired a missile at a blob in "self defence"? Are you sure that you're the good guys? I know at least one of the Cooks is, but not telling which one! 


    Anyway, pick up that bandolier, throw on those headphones and help me carry this stretcher!


    Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

    https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


    Music from archive.org:

    The Salvation Army New York Staff Band - Camp Swoneky

    Burke Phillips All-Star Concert Band - National Emblem March

    Hamilton Streetcar - Overture

    Danny Wagner & The Kindred Spirit - Bring It On Home To Me

    Oxygenfad - Lost and wondering around


    Sound effects sourced from freesound.org and archive.org

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    40 min
  • Sock of Mystery (feat Nirali Somaia)

    Joining us tonight in the Hook Cooks kitchen is the supremely talented and wonderful Nirali Somaia, animator and director of @ChocChipAnimation, who took a break from animating to guide us backwards (and forwards) through time. I know, we swore no more time travel episodes. We swore the only time we'd engage with time travel was to go back in time and tell us to not do any more time travel episodes. Well, we lied. Or... maybe we time-lied.


    Join us for an episode bursting at the seams with true love, murder, chocolate, and of course, sock.


    Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

    https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


    Music from archive.org:

    Allegro Con Spirito - Sextet For Strings, Op. 70 (Souvenir De Florence)

    Astrophysics - Flamingo (Instrumental)

    Blue Dot Sessions - Lonely Pub

    Blue System - Under My Skin

    Dominoe - Here I Am

    Double Dragon Neon - Shopkeeper's Theme

    Raymond Scott and his New Orchestra - Huckleberry Duck

    Vergine Bella - Archive

    Violent Femmes - Life Is An Adventure


    Special track:

    Sarah and the Macintosh - Carly Rae Jepsen "Run Away With Me" (NES)

    Please support at https://dndnk.bandcamp.com/track/carly-rae-jepsen-run-away-with-me-nes


    Sound effects sourced from freesound.org and archive.org

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    43 min
  • Spirit Wells

    Welcome to another exciting episode of Hook Cooks! How about a drink to get you started? We've got juice, we've got milk, we've got beer and bourbon and blue gatorade, and we've got water up to our ankles but whatever you do... don't drink the water. Why not? Our three cooks are fairly certain it's cursed. Or curdled? Sorry, this dusty hand-written note is stained to hell. And at the bottom it just says 'Send Help'.


    Listening counts as helping, doesn't it?


    Theme - "Sailin' Away" by Holizna

    https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


    Music from archive.org:

    Cool Water - The Range Riders w/ Jim Malloy

    By The Old Ohio Shore - Taylor Trio

    HOL'IM JOE - The Jamaican Calypsonians w/ Lord Lebby

    Robbie Basho - The Seal Of The Blue Lotus


    Music from freesound.org:

    Vocals from artist Katarina Rose (Check out their Soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/womb_affliction)


    All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org.

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    40 min
  • Icehorn

    Winter's chill got you feeling a little blue? Are the kids not coming to your concerts as often as they used to? Why not join us at the dive bar on the dark side of the moon for a live play of the newest episode of Hook Cooks! This one comes served with an appetiser: It is important for you to know that George Lucas named the music in Star Wars 'Jizz'. That is not a joke.


    Thank you to Holizna for our theme - "Sailing Away".

    And for the intro to this week's Plate-Up - "There Will Come A Time".

    https://holiznacc0.bandcamp.com/ 


    Music from archive.org:

    Coming In On A Wing And A Prayer - Joseph Spence

    Tamara Milashkina - Elizabeth's Aria From The Opera (Don Carlos - Act V)

    Dave Brubeck - Freezing

    Woody Herman and the First Herd - Summer Sequence

    Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra - Air And Dance

    The Roy-Cliffs - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

    The Roy-Cliffs - Tenderly

    Art Blakey - Blues at Twilight


    Music from freesound.org:

    Al Orange - Sevilla Street Brass Band


    All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org

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    43 min
  • Gnarled Ashes

    It’s a marvellous day at Lord’s Cricket Ground, and we’ve got a great game of test cricket ahead of us. Wait a minute, this isn’t the Ashes, it’s episode 28 of our storytelling and worldbuilding podcast Hook Cooks! Join the humble Halloween horrors of Spookington Falls as they attempt to reclaim the lost heritage of their ancient town. Steal our creations, build from them, or just enjoy the ride!


    Music from Freemusicarchive.org:

    Holizna - Sailing Away

    Holizna - Cob Webs


    Music from archive.org:

    Long, Long Day - Amos Milburn and his Aladdin Chickenshackers

    Stay Tuned for Terror 31 - The Bogey Man Will Get You

    Scary Music For Halloween 06 - Witches Brew

    Roger Norrington w/ London Philharmonic Orchestra & Choir perform "Rule Brittania!"

    Blue Blue Day - Don Gibson

    Jim "Schony" Schoenfeld (NHL Buffalo Sabres Defenseman) – Live Performance (1973)


    Music from freesound.org:

    Mr Thenoronha - Classical Waltz

    Mister Bates - Spooky Halloween

    Yellowtree - '90s Smooth Funk

    Re1n0ld - 40 Second Heist


    All additional sound effects sourced from freesound.org & archive.org

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    40 min

About Hook Cooks

From the publisher's feed

Dubbed 'The spiritual successor to Will it Blend?' by some, and 'Definitely a podcast' by others, the Hook Cooks take a random prompt every episode and blind-bake it into a story, a world, an…