Hooked On Draconics

Woah! Someone actually asked us some questions!? 
We even responded to them!? 
Chris is going to get fired out of a cannon!?
Find out on our very first Patreon Q&A!!!

Now... I know what you are thinking... "Oh man, I want to ask these super handsome and charismatic podcasters some questions too! But wait, how can I!?" Well, today's your lucky day you amazing person! You just need to throw us a few bucks on Patreon, and ask away every month that you do!

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What has it been now? A month since my last journal entry? Well, I certainly didn't mean to keep any of your waiting, but sometimes fate has a strange way of keeping some of us apart... With that thought out of the way, our little group of archeologists finds ourselves back at the entrance to the cave and grave that started it all... Will we have what it takes to face the perils once more and finally put an end to this demon... and prove he is just full of hot air once and for all!?

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After discovering our mistake, we've successfully returned the Wes we grabbed back to his doomed timeline... 
Josh has been Isikai'd to the realm of the Sword and the Stone! (Seriously though, He's in a local play, it's freaking awesome, if you're in Asheville on any weekend between 7/30/21-8/21/21 go and see it, it's free... email us for details [email protected])
So the rest of us recap the story so far, in a somewhat scattered and strewed way.
This is strictly a filler episode really, if you want to hear Lee, Chris, and James ramble for a little while and show you a little of how the sausage is made, check this episode out!

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Once upon a time, Umadine awoke,
Then Stump and Terry the bird spoke,
That's when Gary and Larry got in on the joke,
And Cass said a thing in which nerves did poke...

The children were saved
and our path forward was paved
when confusion of races were waved
And the Cidery on the hill is where we gazed.

Heading underground is our next need,
This episode's structure is a bit of a misdeed.
We recorded in a General Grievous Bathtub,
Claw-footed, 3-storied, and a really good scrub!

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Hello Friends and Foes! We have to warn you, this isn't a normal episode of the podcast, we accidentally left Wes in a doomed timeline, and until we retrieve him, you get to hear us talk about things we love in D&D. So if you love our out of character cold opens that sometimes last waaaaaaaay too long, then this is the episode for you!

The group and everyone gathers each other and their wits. Both in game and out... Talon and Stump revisit the town in order to clean up the mess left by Urak, and have a confession with the local Barrister, Drotak in which reviled repercussions revealed righteous revelations!

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Aghast and Acast, Cass is abound to the docks of Bunt's Boatworks! In his first ever solo adventure, our wonderful warlock finds himself face-to-face with another possessed friend of the group. What all will survive this whirlwind encounter will rely on the wits, guile, and power of the most astounding and awesome Aasimar around! 

The Ten Ton Tanker known DroTak's bodyguard Ulianna is possessed! While the dwarf barrister has been saved for now, Talon still has a hell of a fight on his hands... Will the group reunite? Will Talon and Stump form the Teenage Mutant Ninja Toads? Will the fungus among us be curable with Bunt's Brew!? The ritual may tell us what we need to do, but it'll still take a group of semi-heroics to perform it!

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(Warning: Long rambling intro on this one... If that's your thing, this is the episode for you!)

Screams in the Town Centre erupt as our group continues to spring into action... 
The legend of The Hydra and the Smith continues while Toads and loads of shenanigans happen once we get our hands on the dastardly AnKyloRenasaur! Look up in the sky... is he a bird, a dinosaur, a gas cloud!? Find out this week... on Hooked On Draconics!

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Mamaaaaa... 
Just killed a man... 
Put a Giant Toad behind his head... 
Whipped his tongue out now he's dead...

Derrik's demise deemed due, he invaded our home, harmed our friends... and witnessed Talon rolling a natural 1... he had to go...
Meanwhile, Ankylosaurs and Pterodactyl's abound and away as he may have bit off more than he can chew, as he opens up a can of worms that can't be put back and he finds out what the wrath of a Hydra really feels like...

(Also Vomit trigger warning at about an hour in, it's super real sounding, sorry about that...)
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