Hopeless Not Truthless

Hello Truthful Listeners! Your solo Canadian girly is back, talking all things Housewives and Southern Charm! Get well soon, Sarah, we missed you this week!

Timestamps:

SC: 2:40

RHONY: 18:40

RHOSLC: 36:27

RHOC: 57:50

This week, we're going to be recapping:

Southern Charm S9, E1 - Vows, Vendettas and Vibrators:

The Charmers celebrate Madison’s marriage to her Prince Charming, but not everyone is in a festive mood; Austen comes face to face with multiple exes; and Craig gets caught in the crossfire of an icy reunion between Shep and Taylor.

RHONY S14, E10 - Naughty-icle By Nature:

Erin catches Brynn up on the newest tension between Sai and Jessel; during the group's picture-perfect boat day, Jessel clashes with Erin and Sai, while Brynn and Jenna grow closer than ever.

RHOSLC S4, E3 - All Tricks, No Trust:

The Palm Springs venture continues, and Meredith tries to make the best of Angie crashing her trip; the women start to question Monica's behaviour; Heather and Angie's issues come to a head; Lisa works on her friendship with Meredith.

RHOC S17, E15 - The Tipping Point:

The ladies enjoy their final days in Mexico and travel to Tulum; Jennifer questions all of her relationships and hopes that a shaman can bring her clarity; Heather feels alienated by the group and her frustration comes to a boiling point.

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Hello Truthful Listeners! Your Canadian girlies are talking all things Housewives.

Welcome back for another episode; we love to have you!

Today is a 2-part recap!

Part 1 we are recapping:

RHOA Reunion Part 1 - S15 E17

And

RHONY S14 E08 - Business Classy

Part 2 will include:

RHOSLC - S04 E01 - Fresh Powder, Fresh Start

And

RHOC - S17 E13 - Big News, Bigger Secret

RHOSLC

Welcome back to Salt Lake City!! This premier did not disappoint! We are still cry laughing over the absurdity 🤣🤣

We are introduced to Monica, an FBI informant that may or may not have sent Jen Shaw to prison. Honey, we are here for this level of drama! Meredith is mumbling and grumbling and grudge-holding about Whitney making some comments in the press about Meredith in her dirty bathtub and she is not letting this go and delivers the iconic line: “You don’t go after my marriage, you don’t go after my bath tub”.

Mary Cosby is back and it’s as if she had never left; Lisa Barlow is shocked to see Mary, she even put her Diet Coke down for it; Heather Gay is a Bad Mormon and probably missing Jen Shaw; Angie K wears snow goggles; Monica is going to spill the tea and WE ARE SO EXCITED.

RHOC-

HDHDHDHDHD - it’s all about the HD, baby!  Heather Dubrow in all her glory announces the HD Lifestyle Network and the ladies are not impressed; Emily gets drunk and disrespectful (a la cucumber tongue) and Heather is fuming about her childish behaviour. It’s not Orange County if we don’t have a girl’s trip to Mexico! Heather and Terry sell their house for a cool $55 Mill and the group finds out via the news and Tamra confront Heather about why she didn’t tell them this sooner; the group turns on Heather (again!) because Shannon and Emily feel not sharing this news is hypocritical; Jenn’s Mom meets Ryan and approves…Maybe a bit too much; Gina Ginas and hates on Heather (at least it’s not Shannon this week?)

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Hello Truthful Listeners! Your Canadian girlies are talking all things Housewives.

Welcome back for another episode; we love to have you!

Today is a 2-part recap!

Part 1 we are recapping:

RHOA Reunion Part 1 - S15 E17

And

RHONY S14 E08 - Business Classy

Part 2 will include:

RHOSLC - S04 E01 - Fresh Powder, Fresh Start

And

RHOC - S17 E13 - Big News, Bigger Secret

RHOA -

This reunion was a whole lot of shade but no real truths! Sherée was in full attack mode on Kandi, as proven by her “pamphlet”, ‘She News’ which dragged Kandi and her businesses hard; Kenya serves Marlo a blank subpoena; Drew lies and denies (nothing new here); Marlo spits some venom Drew’s way and denies calling Marc; Kenya loathes Marlo (also nothing new). This group is divided, but there doesn’t seem to be defined teams. It’s a free-for-all of hate and animosity. The storm is a brewing!

RHONY - We see the ladies go on a real girl’s trip! Jenna opens up and discusses the nerves she has around going to a tropical destination due to her disorder, Incontinentia Pigmenti. Jenna wants to go early and tan (due to her disorder) to make herself feel more comfortable around the women and cameras, but makes a vital mistake and tells Erin she wants to go early because she doesn’t want to fly coach to Anguilla with the other women; Erin tells the other women that Jenna said she “doesn’t fly coach” and that’s why she’s not traveling with them; the group is heated and hostile toward Jenna when she arrives; Brynn and Uba still talk about food. We get it. Make it stop.

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Hello Truthful Listeners! Your Canadian girlies are talking all things Housewives.

Welcome back for another episode; we love to have you!

Today we are recapping the RHOA Finale! S15 E16 – Art Imitates Life; RHONY S14 E07 – You Wreath What You Sow;

 RHOC S17 E12 – Pumpkins & Paparazzi

RHONY - the ladies show their true colours this episode; Jenna is here to promote; Jessel gets real about her IVF journey; Erin and Abe gossip about the women’s behavior at their *yawn* anniversary dinner; Brynn shows us her Prince-In-Waiting; Erin confronts Sai for leaving her party early because she was hungry and also goes in on Brynn for flirting with her hubby.

Yeah. It’s a lot.

RHOA - Basically Drew and Ralph lie and cover up during the whole episode in the midst of their divorce (wow, we’re shocked); Kenya Kenya’s and talks more about expanding her family; we rant about Kenya and her attack on producers and her fellow cast mates; Ralph and Drew, Ralph and Drew, Ralph and Drew. Still no answers. They’re both really absurd people and we predict we won’t actually hear anything truthful from these two crazies.

RHOC - Gina is fuming about Shannon’s comments last epi about CPS taking her kids away; Shannon opens up to Tamra about the “normal” yet PARALYZING problems her and John have and is still raging about Heather and Gina opening the vault; Ryan wants to marry Jenn and she seems skeptical; Gina and Tamra confront Shannon about her CPS comments and she absolutely denies it and has no recollection of saying it, which is concerning; Tamra confronts Heather about her and Terry’s fake paparazzi pics in Disneyland and Heather is livid.

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Time stamp Rachel Leviss Interview discussion: 8:50

Time stamp RHOA: 16:40

Time stamp RHONY: 42:07

Time stamp RHOC: 1hr:09

Hi Truthful Listeners! It’s your girls, Narelle and Sarah, your Bravo recappers from the North here, to give you some highlights of our fave Bravo shows from this week! 

Today we are recapping the highlights of 3 Bravo Housewife shows. 

RHONY - Anniversorry, Not Sorry (S14 E06)

RHOA – Sip and Spill…the Tea (S15 E15)

RHOC - It’s My Fiesta and I’ll Cry if I Want To (S17 E11)

RHONY - Erin invites the women to a sponsored anniversary party for her and Abe…the only food in sight is a pig in a blanket; Sai takes off to get some real food; Brynn makes moves on Abe and Erin’s dad; Jenna is single 

RHOA - Ralph has officially won the award for Biggest Asshole Househusband with Bob Whitfield in close 2nd; Ralph obsesses over Drew’s role in Kandi and Todd’s movie where she plays a woman seduced; Shereé throws a Sip and See for Mecca; Kenya and Martell make up. 

RHOC - Shannon “Storms” Away, too many times to count; she also threatens producers and brings up the fact she prevented Gina’s kids being removed from her all in an attempt to save face and make her relationship with David seem solid. Emily confronts Shannon and calls her out that she drunk dials them, dishes dirt in her relationship and then forgets. 

Rachel on Just B - With Bethenny Frankel- Final Thoughts

We give our final thoughts on the utter bullshit that this interview was. 

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Time stamp RHONY: 3:35

Time stamp RHOA: 19:05

Time stamp Rachel Leviss Interview discussion: 30:27

Hello, hello, helllllooooo Truthful Listeners! It’s your Bravo recappers from the North here to give you some highlights of our fave Bravo shows from this week! 

We are recapping the highlights of 2 shows and one of our least favorite interviews ever! Yay. 

RHONY - Fashionably Absent (S14 E05)

RHOA – Wreck-It Ralph (S15 E14)

Rachel (formerly known as Raquel) Leviss speaks out for the first time on the Just B Podcast with Bethenny Frankel. Aiy caramba. My brain is still spinning! 

RHONY - Erin vs Jessel heavy this episode! Perhaps an epic feud in the making? They each get super offended and bothered by what the other says at Brynnsgiving; they go for coffee and try to work it out but end up insulting each other MORE; at the end a bit of a truce is made and we love a forgiving queen…but…We suspect this won’t last very long. Brynn is coming for Jenna again, because, it’s an injustice how she is treated so differently. 

RHOA - We are finally seeing some transparency and honesty from Drew on her relationship with Ralph this episode; Sherée doesn’t invite Kandi to her birthday party which seems incredibly shady; the group talks about the split or “collusion” that is occurring in this group of friends. 

Rachel on Just B - With Bethenny Frankel-

We literally cannot even write words about this interview…it disappointed us on a human level and we have soooo much to say about it. Katie Maloney said it best…”What in the hot garbage is this?” 

If you’re looking for authentic accountability and remorse from Rachel, you definitely aren’t going to get it from her. 

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Hello, hello, helllllooooo Truthful Listeners! It’s your Bravo recappers from the North here to give you some highlights of our fave Bravo shows from this week! 

We are recapping the highlights of 3 shows today!  

RHONY - The Most Brynnteresting Girl in the World (S14 E04)

RHOA – Peach Passion (S15 E13),

RHOC -A Doppelgänger Disaster (S17 E10) 

RHONY - We are finally tapping into who these women are! Brynn has a very emotional episode, where she opens up about her incredibly sad childhood; Brynn is Giving and makes sure to show off her gorgeous dress; Erin is not giving Jessel a pass for calling her and Sai cackling hags (which I’m here for!). 

RHOC - Shannon and John are what all the women are talking about (Jenn is relieved!)  Shannon is regretting telling her truth about her relationship in moments of vulnerability (or intoxication) and her friends can’t get over it quite as fast as she can; a doppelgänger party hosted by Tamra and Jenn is the drama we need; Heather is being bullied but she knows it…and gets in front of these women and keeps her lips sealed 

RHOA - Cynthia Bailey is back, honey, and we couldn’t be happier (neither could Kandi!) Drew and Ralph are faking it until they almost make it…and we hate the fakery; Kandi hosts a Bedroom Kandi Anniversary Party and LaToya, Drew, Marlo and Kandi discuss the kisssss which Drew denies, denies, denies. What a wild ride! 

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Hellooooo Truthful Listeners! It’s your Bravo recappers from the North here to give you some highlights of our fave Bravo shows from this week!

We are recapping 3 shows today:

RHONY - Two Truths and No Shakshuka (S14 E03)

RHOA - Sex, Lies and Video-Phones  (S15 E12)

RHOC - Loose Lips and Relationships (S17 E09)

RHONY - The women confront Jenna for sneaking out in the middle of the night; Brynn arrives in the Hamptons; at lunch, the women grill Jessel over her incessant complaining and Brynn calls out a double standard.

 

RHOA - Kandi heads home early from Portugal, leaving the fallout from her argument with Drew behind; After a visit to a healing sound bath, old wounds reopen and threaten to derail Sheree's trip and Marlo gets into hot water after sharing private videos.

RHOC - Jenn and Tamra put their issues to rest and plan a triple date; Eddie confronts Ryan about all the rumours; Shannon strategizes how to handle discussions of her romantic relationship and Emily and Shane work through parenting issues.

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Hello, hello, helllllooooo Truthful Listeners! It’s your Bravo recappers from the North here to give you some highlights of our fave Bravo shows from this week! 

We are recapping the highlights of 3 shows today!  

RHONY - Oh Christmas Tree! (S14 E02)

RHOA – Make Ups, Slip Ups and Cover Ups (S15 E11), RHOC -Backyard Bikini Clash (S17 E08) 

The ladies from NY are still arguing about food…Caviar and coconut milk, to be exact; Jenna is our front runner and we appreciate her vulnerability and honesty; we missed Brynn this epi and hope she can escuche drama from amateur to semi-professional next week! 

RHOA - Kenya takes a nasty fall and brings Kandi down with her; Drew is lying to the other women all episode about what is really bothering her (hint: it’s Ralph and his sketchy ways) and she is gaslighting her way through this episode; Drew denies having a make-out session with LaToya on the infamous Bolo trip, but Kandi is adamant it happened; we flash forward to news breaking of Drew & Ralph’s divorce, and Drew’s potential new love interest, Ty. 

RHOC - Gina is working overtime to repair Matt’s reputation, but not as hard as Tamra is to stay relevant; Heather Amin shows up and she has a lot to say to Jenn about Ryan; we get some insight into Ryan’s cheating on Jenn; Shannon and John’s relationship may be on the fritz, and Tamra and Emily expose it on camera in an attempt to make Heather look bad. 

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Hello Truthful Listeners!

We are recapping 3.5 shows today!  

RHONY - New Era, New York (S14 E01)

RHOA – Healing By Shereé (S15 E10), RHOC -Oh Nobu Didn’t (S17 E07) and Luann & Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake - Gone Muddin’ (E03)

We give our first impressions on the new bunch of ladies from NY. We were skeptical at first, but are convinced this season is going to be entertaining, given we’re already fighting about CHEESE! 

Over in Crappie Lake, the ladies get down and dirty (literally and figuratively!) when they start cleaning up the park, go Muddin’ with Billy, get poop on themselves, and Sonja gets laid. The ladies practice delivering the bad news to the mayor that the playground they sourced is no longer available. 

RHOA - The Atlanta ladies arrive in Portugal! Kandi almost didn’t make it thanks to food poisoning, perhaps from the shrimp Ralph served at his suspect brunch; Drew announces she has been cast in Todd’s movie (much to Kenya’s chagrin) and also tells everyone Ralph is in Vegas auditioning for Chocolate City (we don’t get it either); Kenya is vile toward Marlo amd Courtney; Sherée encourages everyone to put everything on the table and “heal”…until Drew tries speaks up and tries to heal her beef with Shereé once and for all; Drew starts crying and some of the ladies suspect this has more to do with Ralph than Shereé. 

RHOC - We begin to see what looks like a pre-meditated pile on toward Heather; John and Shannon reveal to the viewer a few cracks in their relationship; Jenn and Gina are new besties? A very intense and drunk Tamra instigates a fight with Jenn, but Jenn fights back and implied Tamra may have made some, ahem…sexual comments about Ryan in the past resulting in a napkin throw and a storm off from Tamra; Emily and Gina confront Heather about how she’s always picking Tamra, when she should be picking them. 

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