Hopeless Not Truthless

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Today we are talking a few things Vanderpump, recapping RHOA S15 E02 - Sisters Before Misters and RHONJ Season Finale S13 E15 -Flappers of Fury.

We start by addressing a TikTok we made about Katie Maloney last week. We don’t want to see “Tequila Katie” resurrect necessarily but that energy, and we explain why. We also touch on the fact, Ariana may not be the greatest friend at times…I know…but maybe you’ll agree?!

We then do a recap of RHOA - Kandi is activated by newbie Courtney; Martell goes off on Kenya; Sanya is playing both sides and Kandi isn’t here for it; Shereé pretends to be hands on at She by Shereé, and Kenya and Shereé could not be at further ends of the spectrum with their thoughts on Martell’s behaviour.

RHONJ

WE TALK ABOUT ALL OF IT.

THIS EPISODE WAS WILD 😝

Louie snubs Joe and sets the scene for a chaotic evening; Danielle tells Melissa the cheating rumour and Melissa drops a bombshell in return; chaos between Teresa and Melissa ensues, as well as Danielle and Margaret; Louie bugs out and goes a new shade of purple we haven’t seen yet; Joe Gorga does his Joe Gorga thing and attempts violence; Teresa, Louie, Joe and Melissa are done for good…we think. 

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Welcome Truthful Listeners! Today we are doing a thorough recap of Vanderpump Rules, Season 10, Episode 14, There’s Something About Her.

What a doozy of an episode!

Ariana and Katie demonstrate what it’s like to be responsible business owners and have a sneak peek reveal of Something About Her, making everyone crave Greek salad Sandwiches for the rest of the week.

Raquel buys herself the infamous lightning bolt necklace, and we hate everything about it.

The Toms continue to set the scene in making Ariana look like a horrible partner because she doesn’t buy toilet paper and batteries for Sandoval.

Tom and Ariana talk about their definition of quality time, and Tom tells Ariana taking a walk and making dinner together isn’t it, but hang gliding and skinny dipping is.

Katie’s mom is the hero we all needed, and Schwartz is public enemy number one, despite the fact he hides out in the bushes half of the episode.

Raquel tried to convince Ariana to break up with Sandoval, and then needs more camera time or attention, and attacks Katie out of the blue for trying to maintain a friendship with Schwartz.

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Time stamps:

RHONJ: 5:17

VPR: 25:22

Hello Truthful Listeners!

In this episode, we are recapping, deep diving and analyzing Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 13, episode 13, Messes & Bridesmaid Dresses, where Frank is rocking a leather vest and big emotions; Louie has terrible speakerphone etiquette; Melissa is trying to make it to the wedding; Teresa loves being celebrated.

VPR, Season 10, Episode 13, Lady and the Glamp, Ken Todd is told to drop the bomb that Raquel spent the night at Sandoval’s while Ari is away mourning her grandmother; Raquel celebrates turning 28 in a yurt and spills tears and the homemade ranch; Sandoval says Raquel “dipped out”, but she actually dipped in; PI Lala is on the case.

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In this episode, we are recapping, deep diving and analyzing Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 13, episode 12  where there are a lot of emotions buzzing, all thanks to the fabulous Momma Claire. Teresa and Melissa ALMOST seem like they can make amends, but that stops as quickly and effortlessly as Teresa’s insults; and Danielle goes on the attack (between tears) against Marge and Fuda.

We move over to the real depths of The Scandoval in Vanderpump Rules, Season 10, episode 12, and Ally doesn’t know what to do about seeing Tom and Raquel at the Abbey dancing; Katie exposes her new beau, Satchel, to the chaos and gets the rumour mill activated by telling Ally that Sandoval and Ariana have “no rules” in their relationship; James shows growth by throwing a drink in Schwartz’s face AND communicating real emotions; Schwartz exposes his true self; and Sandoval thinks he’s smarter than everyone by lying about his and Raquel’s affair to producers and gaslights nearly everyone in his friend group.

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Scheana and Brock marry in a lavish ceremony in Cancun; James and Katie must sort through their feelings after their exes hook up with one another: Lisa attempts to solve the Toms’ problems by smoothing things over with their business partner; Lala puts Raquel in her place; Schwartz and Sandoval experience a devastating setback and Ariana tries to support her friends without taking sides.

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Before the Ireland excursion begins, Melissa hosts a bougie kidz pop-up for Danielle; Paul’s family gives Dolores advice on how to handle drama in the Emerald Isle; once they've crossed the pond, Teresa’s bachelorette party begins.

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Katie and Schwartz celebrate a milestone in their breakup with an extravagant dinner that quickly goes south; Scheana erupts on Lala for skipping wedding events to avoid Raquel; James must atone for his behavior when his temper gets the best of him.

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Paul tells Dolores she needs to establish boundaries with Frank; Melissa and Teresa have differing opinions of Louie’s involvement in their family issues; Dolores and Jennifer attempt to mend their friendship over lunch.

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Questions about Danielle's brother are left unanswered; Teresa and Joe reveal their unique sides of a family secret; Jackie tests Teresa's boundaries, as Rachel calls Danielle out for spreading rumors.

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Lisa and Ariana plan a surprise bridal shower for Scheana; James makes it his mission to score Ally an invitation to the wedding; Raquel and Schwartz take their flirting to the next level; the group travels to Cancun to celebrate Brock and Scheana