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We are recapping 3 shows today!  

RHOA – Better Late Than Ugly (S15 E09), RHOC -Big Trouble in Big Sky (S17 E06) and Luann & Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake (E1&2)

Kenya introduces us to Roi and we already know this man is not here for Kenya; Sanya is hosting a MommiNation fundraising event and Kenya is the fill-in auctioneer; Kim Zolciak is back with lots of shade and lots of lies. 

Over in the OC, Gina hates the world, particularly churches and Heather; we see rapids and Kevin’s balls; Jenn is fuming over Tamra discussing her and Ryan’s not-so conventional relationship with the other ladies; Gina cries some more. 

Welcome to Crappie Lake, and boy are we happy to be here! Sonja and Luann meet a ton of the key players in the little town of Benton and get their to-do-list from the Mayor; Sonja goes fishing for the D, while Luann catches a catfish; we see some of the local talent; tattoos and underwear are where we leave things off, and maybe an open wound or two. 

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Hello Truthful Listeners!

Today we do a Bang-Marry-Extinguish, Beverly Hills Edition! We also recap some Bravo news…particularly Kyle and Mauricio speculation.

We then recap RHOC, ‘Campfire Confessions’, S17 E05

Tamra protects herself by locking Heather in the bathroom and completely lying to her by blaming Taylor for any of the IMDb trash talking that occurred; Tamra and Shannon appear to make up for realzies; Tamra takes the girls tenting where Gina is making it very obvious she is coming for Tamra this season, and is also still suuuuuper triggered by Jenn’s infidelity; Tamra reveals a bombshell to the group about Jenn’s partner, Ryan; Gina cries again and Heather pulls out her best Mom advice.

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Today we are recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta, S15 E07 - Roller Skates and Blind Dates and also Real Housewives of Orange County, S17 E04 - You Can’t DB Serious.

We discuss some housewives news and this week’s UBO (Unpopular Bravo Opinion), then delve into some fun Housewives episodes!

The ladies are bringing some fantastic petty drama across the board, and we are embracing these lighter vibes with open arms!

Alexa shades Drew almost as much as Ralph has been lately; Sanya sees the good in Marlo while listening to her twist Kandi’s words like it’s linguine; Sherée and Kandi get real; Marlo goes on a blind date, but hangs up on Drew before doing so.

Over in the OC, the ladies are heavily fixated on Jenn and Ryan’s relationship and his cheating past; a group trip to Alpine Falls Ranch in Montana gives the ladies an opportunity to ride a mechanical bull (given they don’t have a bony nether region) and discuss how snobby Fancy Pants Dubrow is (and how terrible her IMBD profile is) for shading Taylor’s offer of a role in the movie she is in, as well as her friendship.

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Welcome Truthful Listeners to our nighttime, tipsy edition! 🍷🍷

Today we are doing a recap of RHOC – S17 E03, WE CUT IT CLOSE(ED) and RHOA - S15 E07, KEEPING IT GUCCI 

We delve into some Bravo headlines and we discuss our Unpopular Bravo Opinion (UBO) 

Then we try to recap OC, but Sarah kind of slacked on the notes and we mostly discuss Tamra and Shannon and Jenn’s weird relationship. 

Atlanta is so intense this season but we’re here for Sherée and her Gucci Brunch! Marlo and Kenya are party poopers; Sanya is Sanya-ing and it’s not a good look; Marlo attacks and Kenya and Kandi are not in a forgiving mood. 

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Hello Truthful Listeners! Join us, won't you? Today we're recapping RHONJ S13 Reunion Pt 3, RHOA S15 E6, and VPR S10 Secrets Revealed.

Timestamps:

RHONJ - 4:55

RHOA - 31:23

VPR - 48:58

Things get confusing in Jersey, when envelopes of proof are ignored and security guards appear and then disappear; Will it be Teresa or Melissa who returns next season? Over in Atlanta, things heat up during a night out at an escape room, and lines are drawn in the sand. Then it's farewell to VPR! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out, Scandoval.

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Hello Truthful Listeners! It’s your two hopeless Bravo Recappers here, Narelle and Sarah 

TIMESTAMPS

RHONJ Recap: 11:15

VPR Recap: 39:28

We are still nursing our reunion hangover! What an emotionally draining week for all of us! 

This week we are covering Jersey Reunion Part 2 and things are heating up real fast! Tre and Melissa’s hatred for one another is oozing from their pores; some nasty allegations against Louie are made (PUT A SHIRT ON, LOUIE!); Teresa throws herself and everyone else under the bus, and Louie calls Teresa from the green room to save face. 

The Finale of VPR is locked and loaded! Between James and Lala screaming the whole time, Sandoval completely sealed the deal on being the world’s largest douchebag; Raquel inserts her ‘Reunion USB’ and speaks out; this is an anger-filled reunion, but Ariana shows us a glimpse of the sadness she is enduring. 

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Welcome Truthful Listeners! 

Today we are doing a recap of Vanderpump Rules, S10 - Reunion Episode 2; RHONJ S13 -Reunion Episode 1 and RHOA S15 E04 - The Buck Stops In Birmingham 

TIMESTAMPS:

VPR: 6:15

JERSEY: 38:50

ATLANTA: 56:38

James dodges some nasty allegations unscathed thanks to everyone despising Tom Sandoval so much; Raquel is oblivious in every sense of the word; Tom Sandoval has a meltdown followed by the longest silence in television history, because he knows he’s blowing it and needs to coach Raquel off-camera before she comes on stage, but producers won’t let him; Ariana is bringing ALL of the boss bitch energy. 

There’s something different in the air on the reunion set of Jersey and it isn’t skinny pizza or namaste. It seems definite that either Melissa or Teresa will not be returning next season, does Andy’s favouritism reflect who that may be? 

Over in Atlanta Marlo wants a gun while simultaneously questioning why Kandi’s restaurants have so many shootings (!!!!); Kenya treats her friends like subordinates as the group travels to see her perform in a half-time show that no one was told about; Kenya threatens to call the cops on her friends for some aggressive door-knocking. 

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Hello Truthful Listeners! And lying ones. We don't discriminate.

Today we're recapping Real Housewives of New Jersey, S13 E16 - Teresa Gets Married!

Days after the explosive Prohibition party, Teresa and Louie prepare to celebrate the wedding of their dreams. With news of Melissa and Joe not attending, Teresa and her family make the best of the circumstances and celebrate with their chosen family. Jennifer and Dolores join Teresa as bridesmaids while Margaret, Danielle, Jackie and Jenn Fessler attend as guests. Margaret is torn between keeping the peace with Teresa and supporting her friendship with Melissa.

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Hello Truthful Listeners!!

Join us as we recap Vanderpump Rules, Season 10 Reunion Part One:

In the almost explosive and not all that larger-than-life first part of the reunion, Andy Cohen sits down for not intimate at all one-on-one interviews with Ariana, Tom and Raquel to get to the bottom of the cheating scandal that shocked the world; James nearly comes to blows with a worm; Katie and Schwartz rehash the implosion of their divorce; Lala defends herself when the group calls attention to her stance on cheating; Lisa is left speechless when Ariana doesn't back down; Raquel watches the reunion, safe and smiling in her little hidey-hole, oblivious that she will be thrown to the sharks momentarily.

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Hello Truthful Listeners!

Today we are recapping Vanderpump Rules Finale, #SCANDOVAL.

WHEW. WE MADE IT, YA’LL!!

Who else is emotionally drained from the Tom’s’ pathetic behavior?! Raquel is in a league of her own…This finale only put the nails in their coffin.

White nail polish is forever ruined for all of us, but we are relieved the Toms have finally revealed the horrible people they truly are; we love the power, confidence and calm Ariana, Katie, Lala and Scheana exuded in this episode; DJ James Kennedy will forever be the #1 guy on VPR going forward!

As always, thank you so much for listening!

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