Hopped-Up 64

This week, Kelly brings a parental with him to discuss their plans for taking over youtube. It mostly just involves Kelly's mom dunking on him repeatedly. Also this week, Norris misplaced his subscription to shitty hipster quarterly, Kelly admits he's a wet, wet boy, Emery has a dark secret he needs to tell everyone, and we all agree The Italian Job is good. Hosts: Chris Norris, Kelly Wright, Matt Emery Special Guest: Kelly's Mom Beer of the Week: Philip's Brewing Hoperation Tripel Cross Belgian IPA Music by Sebastian Bender

It's not racist if it's an accident, right? This week the gang starts by digging a metaphorical hole and never really finding a way to get out of it. We also decide ad-hoc to try and rank Zack Synder's entire film ouevre, make fun of Australians again, and Mike finds out who Blue Beetle is. Also in a very special segment this week the team learns a little something about what would happen if a GI Joe met a Transformer, with a new fan-submitted game! Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Kelly Wright Beer of the Week: Bridge Brewing's Bourbon Blood Orange Wheat Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

The team only spits hot fyre this week, as the podcast boys announces their influencer roles for a hot new concert all the kids are talking about. There's also discussion on 40's as a gentrifying agent, going Apocalypse Now on semi-invisible robot dogs, throwing down against Marvel Vs Capcom Infinite, and agreeing that, if given the opportunity, you should always do acid while fighting Nazis with Jimi Hendrix. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Fuggles & Warlock The Last Strawberry Wit Music by Sebastian Bender

The gang remembers why they don't normally record on Sundays this episode, because they're all deeply broken people with absolutely nothing left in the tank by the end of the week. As such we discuss whether the podcast needs a wartime or peactime cicerone, heretical religious acts, and whether or not we can guess a beer's IBU. Norris plans a movie marathon, Kelly has romantic group activities for his Dragon Age crew, and Dave seems incredulous about the plausability of Fast and Furious stuntz. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright Beer of the Week: Off The Rail Brewing's Kama Citra Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

There's no need for any of that "video game" talk this week, since we all know video games are just a fad anyway. *This week* the gang asks the truly hard-hitting question: what was the best hair metal band of all time. We also discuss our teenage drinking habits, Mike totally ships Nolan North and Troy Baker, Dave realizes that he's also into giant robot dinosaurs, and Norris solves Hyrule. Then we go through our old mail bag before reaffirming our weekly mantra that reddit is the worst place in the world. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Persephone Hop Yard Red Ale Music by Sebastian Bender

It's Intentional-Poisoning Day at Super Hopped-Up Hall, as the boys drink sugar-fied root beer drink before devising the best way to get a porn-beer-related sponsorship. Kelly starts a Dragon Age heresy, Norris is surprised that not everyone else just tortured their Sims, Mike enjoys the bitter tears of Hearthstone nerds, and Dave realizes he'll never find love in another shooter relationship. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Boxer Hard Root Beer Music by Sebastian Bender

If you've wanted to know what taco-flavoured beer tastes like (and we know you didn't) then let us be your canaries the coal mine. It's an intimate, two-person interview this week, with Dave and Norris getting to the heart of what truly matters: the jurisdiction of DC Super Heroes. There's also discussion of Szechuan sauce, how Call of Duty is for children, and how Bioware's patches are going to definitely fix Andromeda. Dave also grinds his gears on the grind required to unlock cosmetic items in For Honor, but completely gets behind the civil disobedience that put a stop to Ubisoft's tyranny. Also RIP Madcats, with your bad Player 2 controllers. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe Beer of the Week: Parallel 49 Mystic Skull No. 5 Chocolate Mole Cerveza Music by Sebastian Bender

When it becomes readily apparent that we know more about e-sports than actual sports it's probably best to be a little embarrassed. But that won't stop us this year, as we talk about our confused opinions about professional e-sports, Korean baseball, One Punch Man, playing Zelda wrong, and toppling the tyranny of wearing pants. Also how do *you* feel about season's passes? Because we definitely have feelings, and we let our feelings out, like it was some kind of season-pass therapy session! Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Matt Emery Beer of the Week: Dageraad Brune Music by Sebastian Bender

Most of us are kinda sick this week. Which apparently makes us go crazy? Norris admits he's a bathroom trailblazer, Emery espouses his Hitchfork Horniness Hypothesis, Kelly wants to figure out how Patreon works, and then we all realize we hate and also love our anime dads. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Kelly Wright, Matt Emery Beer of the Week: Category 12 Brewing's Disruption Black IPA Music by Sebastian Bender

If you invest in us we promise to spend it *solely* on useless domain names. That's a Super Hopped-Up Guarantee! This week we try to determine the possibilities of crowd-sourcing a party, before realizing how difficult it would be to gin up some angel investors for our ideas; we may need to catch some earth or dragon investors first. The group comes *stacked* this week with video game talk, as Norris lets us all know that the Legend of Zelda's still got fire, while Mike tells us that he may not understand the name of the title but Zero Horizon Dawn is a damn-fine game. Also Norris blasts Dave's milkshake habits, Kelly tries to key us into youth culture, Mike refuses to tell us if robots fuck, and Dave lets us know that Street Fighter is still burning. Hosts: Chris Norris, David Beebe, Mike Parker, Kelly Wright Beer of the Week: Driftwood Brewery's Fat Tug IPA Music by Sebastian Bender