In this episode, a California man who’s ridden Disneyland’s Cars attraction over 15,000 times, forcing Connery to unveil his theory that the dude is actually hunting down a Star Wars icon hiding in Radiator Springs.

Meanwhile, new data shows residents of Long Island, Brooklyn, and Queens consume more OnlyFans than entire countries, so Connery offers a very necessary PSA: adult content is free, you animals.

A tourist in China survives a 130-foot plummet while taking a selfie, proving that gravity might be undefeated, but stupidity is resilient.

Then the crew reacts to 44-year-old quarterback Philip Rivers signing with the Colts, prompting important questions like: how many sponsors specialize in joint health?

And finally — Shedeur Sanders is officially QB1 for the rest of the season, unless the Brown screw things up.

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