Horrible Horror Podcast

She's alive! She's alive! And she'll love you long time. You don't need money for this date so lay back with your super crack and listen as we piece together the listener suggested "Frankenhooker". This cult-classic features bad over the top acting, super crack, exploding hookers, Cronenberg nightmare creatures and more blue and purple lightning then you can shake a lightning rod at.

This week we're doing something different and playing Horrible Horror Jeopardy! Play along with Aaron, and the Dukes of Spook, Nachos McWerewolf and Cincinnati Jeff from the "Here Comes the Spooky Podcast" as they test their knowledge of all things Horrible Horror.

Top of the morning to ya, Moongoons. This week we're going to need more then the luck of the Irish to help us get through this week's movie. So grab a nice pint of Guinness and a shillelagh and get ready for the 2014 "Leprechaun: Origins", a movie that features a leprechaun that looks more like a grey hairless midget gorilla, gold heat vision, lame kills, terrible characters and some of the most nonsense made up lore ever heard. Sadly there's no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, just a pot of hot steamy crap.

We're closing out black history month all sexy like by sinking our fangs into "Sista Vampires". A movie that tries to be a good vampire movie and a soft core porn movie but fails horribly at both. However, it does feature some sexy vampires that seem to have an aversion to clothes and only wear lingerie along with that it has surprisingly fun and awesome special effects. In the end when the sunsets will this movie be worthy of rising from its coffin to live on for eternity or does it deserve a steak in the heart?

ITS ALIVE! ITS ALIVE! and it has an afro. Its Black history month so this week we're flipping the switch and bringing to life "Blackenstein". This 1973 blaxploitation horror movie seriously might just be the worst movie we've ever had on the show. "Blackenstein" looks like it was edited and put together with all the subtly and finesse of a rusty meat clever. All the usual and terrible suspects are out in full force in this film, horrid and stiff acting, abysmal writing, lazy kills, poor special effects, and a plot so filled with holes and nonsense that even Dr. Frankenstein himself couldn't stitch it all together. Oh, and I can't forget the man with a tiger leg. Yes, this movie has a man with a tiger leg.

It's Valentine's Day and love is in the air. And there is no greater love than the love between a woman and her psychotic blood thirsty serial murdering doll. This week we're getting all dolled up for our date with the fourth installment in the "Childs Play" franchise "Bride of Chucky". This late 90's slasher features some solid kills, good humor, more explosions than you would expect and a great cast that includes a young Katherine Heigl, the late great John Ritter and the beautiful and talented Jennifer Tilly who really steals the show. So snuggle up with your valentine and get ready for a surprisingly fun ride.

Hey Moongoons, this week we're taming the listener suggested "Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf". This late 80's werewolf movie is nearly beyond description. I seriously do not know what I to say about this insane follow up the classic original "The Howling".  It stars the iconic Christopher Lee and eye candy 80's tittie movie star Sybil Danning as an immortal werewolf queen. It also features horrible acting, a plot that makes no sense, bad 80's punk music, bad and cheesy special effects, dwarfs, and werewolves that look more like apes. And oh did I mention werewolf orgies? Yes you read that right werewolf orgies. When the full moon sets will this movie be a howling good time or does it deserve a silver bullet to the heart?

Class is in session, so take your seats and get ready for "Teacher Shortage". This indie slasher "stars" not one, not two, but three over the hill geriatric actress hobbling around, one of which is a Horrible Horror Hall of Famer. It also features some of the worst and most confusing lighting choices we've ever seen in a movie, terrible acting, poor writing, a bad and under developed plot, lazy and lame kills and one of the best looks sets of breasts we've seen sadly we don't get to see them bare. When the bell rings will "Teacher Shortage" rise to the top of the class or will it get an F and be sent to the principals office?

Hold on to your butts Moongoons, you're in for one crazy wild ride. This week's movie is one of the most disgusting and offensive movies we've ever seen and its freaking hilarious and awesome! Join us as we take on the listener suggested "Chillerama". This ridiculously over the top anthology features giant sperm monsters, gay werebears, a jewish Frankenstien, Hitler, and a horde of over sex-ed horny zombies. All of this is brought to us by horror directors Adam Green, Adam Rifkin, Joe Lynch and Tim Sullivan. Get ready to be offended.