Horribly Off-Topic

Basically: the dog was He-Man, so Chris couldn't like it.

This week we ask the profoundly important question: if Hitler had magic, could he make Chris enjoy an episode of 'Seinfeld'?

Chris would rather be Scottish than Irish, Steve played Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, and we solicit suggestions for how to finally get Chris into 'Seinfeld.'

Chris wonders if shit is holy in all of the Abrahamic religions. Meanwhile: Steve says ‘If you’re going to have a sequel, have a sequel. But don’t call it a comeback.’

Steve gets his nails did in Ireland, Mr. Pibb is Dr. Pepper without the degree, and Chris swears that Hall & Oates has one mustache too many.

Chris breaks a promise, Steve visits the Dingle Peninsula, and it turns out it's hard to explain a wax museum on the radio.

Steve continues to recount his Irish honeymoon, Chris announces the release of his next book, and we both offer our hot takes on the death of comics legend Stan Lee.

Steve recounts the first few days of his honeymoon while Chris taste-tests donut-flavored lube.

Steve got married and Chris never offered his arm.

Chris and Steve are taking a brief break from the show so that Steve can get married.