Horror Hussies

Horror Hussies

By Dana Castillo & Kypria SantiagoTV & Film
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Horror Hussies episodes

  • E59: Assignment Terror (Los Monstruos del Terror) 1970
    With several titles: Dracula vs Frankenstein being one, the girls dive into this Hispanic/Italian/German horror sci-fi by Tulio Demicheli. Even a star-studded international cast could not save this movie plagued with production, script, directing and financial issues. Dana grills Kypria on her dog disappearing methods. Kypria condones zoo culture...not, dont worry just joking. Questions raised:
    Do your pets watch you make whoopee?
    Pre 9/11, did you hang out at airport bars to people watch?
    Waving at boats- what is that about?
    1 hr 44 min
  • E58: Huesera: The Bone Woman 2022
    In typical late Hispanic fashion we present our 1st pick of Hispanic Heritage Month: Huesera- The Bone Woman (2022)!
    Legend has it that La Huesera is a ghosty Mexican bitch that likes to collect bones in the desert- which never happens in this film.
    Dana explains why Hispanic history month  starts on the 15th of September & no, it’s not b/c we are late for everything.
    We dive into a Spanish woman’s supposed role in Hispanic society, personal family experiences, gay acceptance in a Spanish household & a Missy Elliot black magic spell. Oh, and Cyndi Lauper makes a surprise cameo.
    2 hr 14 min
  • E57: Stitches 2012

    The Hussies review this fun Irish comedy horror Stitches by Conor McMahon in which a clown killed at a birthday party comes back from the dead to seek revenge. A short history of the fear of clowns in movies & real life is shared. Kypria tries her best Irish accent but its giving Lucky Charms cereal. Dana talks about her a$$hole cat Lola. The girls talk Holy Land dream destinations. Questions raised:

     What does it feel like to have a di@k?

    Were you a bully or bullied in high school?

    Can you do a split?

    Enough Star Wars, can we get a Planet of the Apes spin-off? 

    P.S. The girls promised a short and sweet episode but in the end the ADHD always wins. Also, remember ladies you feel better when you smile, unless a man is telling you to do it.

    1 hr 53 min
  • E56: The Mist 2007
    After another unfortunate & unplanned hiatus, the Hussies are back covering a listener request: Stephen King’s The Mist! Kypria talks about her hibachi guy crush. Both of them gave up trying to finish the Walking Dead. You did, too…right??
    Aliens were FINALLY confirmed by the US government, do you believe? Kyp is skeptical, per usual.
    A non-related PSA: stop probing your ass with lightbulbs.
    And as far as an apocalypse goes, what would you do: Be brave & tough it out? Give up & kill yourself like Dana?
    2 hr 34 min
  • E55: Cruising 1980
    The Hussies bring you a late but great episode meant for Pride Month with Kypria's pick of Cruising 1980. Director of the Exorcist, William Friedkin takes a stab (get it) at this controversial subject of targeted homosexuals in the S&M clubs of NYC. Al Pacino gives an uncomfortable performance as an undercover cop. The girls discuss favorite States, double-headed dildos and Kypria keeps questioning the validity of black belt distribution. One burning question remains: What does the missing 40minutes of hot movie footage look like? Maybe James Franco has the answer.
    1 hr 58 min
  • E54: Otto; Or Up With Dead People 2008
    This week for Pride Month, Dana & Kyp review the Bruce LaBruce film: Otto; or, Up with Dead People. Fair warning, don’t watch this with your kids, you will see plenty of dingdongs & dingdong activities. Dana wasn’t expecting all the dingdong action when she picked this. An argument about shelled pistachios ensues. Do you remember reading Wuthering Heights? Have you visited a clown or tiny chair museum before? A European sex museum, perhaps? What were we talking about again?
    2 hr 20 min
  • E53: Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989
    Hussies bring you a late but great episode meant for AAPI month with Kypria's pick of Tetsuo: The Iron Man. Accompanied with a great industrial music soundtrack this movie delivers. The girls discuss d!cks: elephant d!cks, drill d!cks, octopus d!cks, Hentai d!cks, d!icks all around! They also chat about Japanese technology of AI f%ck dolls, AI pregnancy and the future AI apocalypse. Dana and Kypria also discuss panic attacks and trauma therapy. Question raised: Do Kypria and Dana need professional help?
    1 hr 51 min
  • E51: Movie Night! Evil Dead Rise 2023
    BONUS EPISODE! Horror Hussies Movie Night. After C+ churros, burgers and snuck in beer: the gang talks the 5th installment of the Evil Dead film series: Lee Cronin’s Evil Dead Rise! Did you catch the Bruce Campbell cameo? Plus their hot-take on Nicholas Cage's Renfield.
    31 min

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Hey it's Kip & Dana! We're 2 non-Spanish speaking, can’t salsa dance for shit, 1/2 Latina horror-loving hussies from the ATL. After a long week of being a hardworking molecular biologist & a…