Horror Hussies

The girls close out Hispanic Heritage Month with this pick (late pick) of a classic Twilight Zone episode starring Peter Falk as a Central American fighter of a revolution who becomes convinced that his comrades are out to assassinate him. On October, 20 1961 creator Rod Serling aired this episode in response to The Bay of Pigs Invasion. They are joined by Rafael Ruiz who freely expresses his opinion (unlike like in his native Cuba) about experiencing Castro's Communist Regime first hand. Also who would make a good Castro? Liam Neeson? James Franco? Anyone with a beard and a beret?

As the gals continue through Spanish Heritage Month they cover a Guillermo Del Toro classic: The Devil’s Backbone 2001. Get ready for the worst of the worst Spanish pronunciations in the history of the podcast!

An apocalyptic Adult Happy Meal dream is explored and wtf is a Cactus Buddy?

A stupid long tangent of their woes on looking Spanish in middle school. Clucking and bucking, Spanish war viagra and the ladies’ sincerest apologies for the extreme rambling due to a brand new box of wine. Cheers!

The girls kick off Hispanic History Month with Juan Piquer Simon’s 1982 slasher Pieces. All about a boy obsessed with a naked jigsaw puzzle who hacks his mother to death and continues the carnage 40 yrs later on a Boston college campus. This film delivers with poor dubbing, unnecessary gratuitous nudity, and a cameo by Bruce Lee… well sort of. As promised they butcher all the Spanish names, talk about the difference between Hispanic and Latino and the new Latin X term. A debate over waterbeds is had. Lastly, Dana also makes clear that she does not fall for the southern charm of Matthew McConaughey.

This week the Queen is officially dead & the gals review Allegoria 2022. This fresh new movie was written & directed by Spider One, the frontman of Powerman 5000. It’s a Shudder original that got not only mixed reviews from Kyp & Dana but also got them all mixed up & out of sorts. Kyp gets triggered by Dana calling out all the narcissists. Lots of artsy fartsy talk. A regrettable Costco wine purchase & why did Van Gogh really cut his ear off?

Dana and Kypria review this 2009 cult-classic splatter horror film by director and writer Tom Six. They recall the joy of tv personalities: Donna and the Wolfman and Star Search’s Ed McMahon. They are extremely annoyed with all the victims’ wrong moves in this film. More Shit tales are shared.

 Questions pondered:

Does reverse psychology work on a killer? What would Michael Jackson look like old? Will Kypria's fatness save her from being captured? Do they dare try the luxury of silk pajamas?

The gals are back reviewing Panos Cosmatos’ psychedelic thriller: Mandy. Nicolas Cage puts on a dramatic madman performance on his trippy journey to avenge his girlfriend Mandy’s death. Before the recording Kyp almost dies from the tiniest sip of Dana’s peanut butter whiskey. Kyp also gets roasted for her raisin food choices. They discuss whether or not there is a blade dick in the movie & if Jared Leto is actually a cult leader now.

Dana and Kypria discuss  Michael Reich's 2016 video house art style film based on his own life in She's Allergic To Cats. We watch as a struggling pet groomer has dreams of making his own horror movie Carrie… but with cats. Dana gives proper etiquette advice on when you hire a maid. Kypria speaks passionately about domesticated pets and learns that putting coconut oil on your taint will prevent tearing during pregnancy.  They both agree that proper hygiene when owning pets is a must and that bestiality seems to be an okay message in movies?

Back from an extended break due to family & monkeypox overwhelming Dana at work (mutually exclusive events), Kyp & Dana review one of the top LBGTQ+ slashers of the early 2000s: Hellbent! This is being released as a double feature with the classic Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Back from an extended break due to family & monkeypox overwhelming Dana at work (mutually exclusive events), Kyp & Dana review one of the top classic LBGTQ+ science fiction/horror movie legends: The Rocky Horror Picture Show! This episode includes special guest local Atlien actor extraordinaire, Greg Morris! This is being released as a double feature with 1 of the top gay slasher films: Hellbent!

In Celebration of LGBTQ+ month: Dana & Kypria review Stewart Thorndike's 2014 Directorial film “Lyle” in which a lesbian couple's grief over their toddler’s accidental death turns into paranoia. Kypria wants Dana to sell her feet on Only Fans and proclaims her love for Destiny Child's and not Beyonce. Dana shares her toddler beauty pageant experience and the time someone stole her identity. PSA: don't expect a pity invite to a party.