Horror Hussies

Horror Hussies

By Dana Castillo & Kypria SantiagoTV & Film
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Horror Hussies episodes

  • E50: X 2022
    Disclaimer Pearl spoilers as well! ever so punctual 1/2 Latinas present their last Women’s History episode in April. The girls pick up from their Pearl review from episode 45 with the sequel, X. Mia Goth reprises her role as Pearl with the carnage continuing on this Texas farm decades later. Brittany Snow plays a porn star. The Hussies find out Jenna Ortega is a fellow non-spanish speaking sister and plays a prude. Dana finally gets her backstory! Kypria gives a warning, with testimony from her Jehovah Witness upbringing that being raised on a tight leash yields opposite results. Also the ladies recall the catchy 70s tunes about men wanting to diddle minors.
    Questions raised:
    Why is a motorcycle a hog?
    How does a genital guard work in sex scenes?
    How do you become a fluffer for porn?
    Remember missing persons on your school milk?
    2 hr 59 min
  • E49: Feral 2017
    The girls close out Women’s History Month with back to back episodes this week starting with Mark Young’s 2017 film Feral starring Scout Taylor- Compton. Which pandemic & virus films made the cut for all time best? Dana fears bears & serial killers in the woods & thinks guns are a must while Kypria has a 0 tolerance rule. Dana says Matthew McConaughey’s “charm” is annoyingly manipulating while Kypria thinks he’s alright alright alright. Also, don't say you’re a doctor if you’re not a doctor.
    PSA: Take care of your teeth, don’t be like Kypria and become Feral.
    1 hr 56 min
  • 48: Death Spa 1988?

    The girls are fashionably late with their review to close out Black History Month with Death Spa! With a questionable release date, this unassuming film in Black Horror History features a fresh-faced Karyn Parsons before her Fresh Prince of Bel-Air fame. In this movie a party is going to happen no matter what, not even murder will stop it. Kypria is joined by her sister Karmen Santiago who shares her first horror movie experience. Speaking on equipment crazes: Dana goes on a Tony Little spiral and did you own the Suzanne Somers ThighMaster? 

    2 hr 10 min
  • E47: Sugar Hill 1974
    Kyp & Dana are back with the 2nd installment celebrating Black History Month. Dana picked this 1974 blaxploitation film Sugar Hill (aka the Zombies of Sugar Hill) because of their big, googly, shiny eyes.
    More ASMR brought to you by Jarritos & Stacy’s pita chips.
    Our new mascot, Ellie- Dana’s new foster fail, makes her 1st appearance. Dana talks about the passing of her 16 yr old 1st born pup Mala & how she unexpectedly became a new mom 3 days later.
    Kyp teaches Dana how to not pay ridiculous medical bills (DISCLAIMER: this is Kypria’s opinion, follow at your own risk), that The Academy Awards are the same as the Oscars & Kyp finally excels in this movie’s accents. Copious cringy amounts of the N word ensue but the zombie slaves get their revenge!
    2 hr 17 min
  • E46: Barbarian 2022

    This Zach Cregger film starring Georgina Campbell has the ladies questioning themselves when it comes to the do’s and don'ts of a woman's safety. Dana would throw all caution aside when it comes to Bill Skarsgard’s bedroom eyes and calls Kypria’s disbelief in the supernatural woowoo. questions raised:

    do you lie about your weight on your license?

    do you bring books on your travels only to not read them?

    and to the mass murders, where are bodies buried?

    PSA: never be to lazy to toast your pop tart, you won’t regret it.

    2 hr 46 min
  • E45: Pearl 2022
    Happy 2023!! The hussies kick off the new year with 2022’s PEARL. A discussion ensues about the Pearl Star Wars-esque trilogy. Dana reveals her down home kuntry childhood & Kypria finally nails an accent.
    Get ready for some couch casting, Disney princesses and a pandemic parallel.
    RIP MALA
    2 hr 18 min
  • E44: Christmas Evil 1980

    Have you been naughty or nice this year? Closing out this Holiday Season with the movie John Waters called the best Christmas movie of all time; Lewis Jackson's 1980 film Christmas Evil.  Kypria shares what it was like growing up as Jehovah Witness without holidays. Dana again shares her hate for magic with the exception of her crush David Copperfield.  Questions pondered: Ever got loose at an office Xmas party? Is New Jersey or Alabama the armpit of America? Is Dana more black than Kypria with her grape Kool-Aid childhood? 


    1 hr 43 min
  • E43: Weredeer 2022
    Just call this the ADHD episode. Kyp & Dana provide some ASMR treats while they discuss the Xmas movie Weredeer (2021) in their lovely southern accents.
    Learn about hand written plane tickets, racist haircuts & when Dana made a child with cancer cry. They cover a real life raccoon invasion, a natty ice trail and build a bear hooves.
    1 hr 31 min
  • E41: Hereditary 2018

    This week is Dana’s pick: Hereditary (2018). We all know she loves a good creepy possession film.  Kyp still needs a sippy cup for her wine. The girls share their own familial grief experiences & how they dealt. Aunt Lydia is a bad person in this movie, too. This episode we experience chocoholics around dead people & things. A king named Paimon. Unnecessary naked smiling people. After a Costco sized bottle of wine Dana starts to pass out again. What happens in the alphabet after Gen Z?

    3 hr 11 min

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Hey it's Kip & Dana! We're 2 non-Spanish speaking, can’t salsa dance for shit, 1/2 Latina horror-loving hussies from the ATL. After a long week of being a hardworking molecular biologist & a…