Well, folks, it's certainly a movie that exists. Parts of it are even really, really good. Parts of it are not. But, it does exist. 

Ol' Shirley Jacks sure spins a heck of a yarn. There's also an A+ Crispin Glover to behold. We liked it. 

 Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and a group of vengeful fairies you and your late husband tricked to save your baby. And the red balloons.

There. We did it. We watched a "popular" movie. Can we go home now? This sucks.

It's Bava time, buttheads, and it's gonna get weird. Well, as weird as a well established Italian filmmaker is going to get in 1973.

See. You don't have to sexualize teenagers. You just need to murder them in unnecessarily cruel ways. We're happy with that.

Hey, sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands and steal an already stolen child from an insane aged couple after breaking into their home and killing them. See. Proof.

A low budget Spanish movie about violence in movies!? And it's good!? Sounds fake, but it's not. In fact it won, like, awards and junk.

Pretty sweet found footage stuff. Samantha Dalesio rules! It's on FoundTv on Valentines. Watch it. It's good. 

Do you like drugs and art? We like drugs and art. Maybe not as much as 1979 Madrid, but still. We liked it. Your results may vary, however.