We don't believe this IS the last Hell House. If so, fine. Be done and bury it's defiled corpse behind the house/hotel/carnival/whatever. We genuinely don't care anymore.

Happy Halloween (late as hell.)!!! It's time we lowered our caps, place them across our hearts, and remember one of the greatest horror directors of all time, Mr. Mario Bava. 

It's a beach that makes you f*cking old. What are we even doing here?

Courtroom drama AND a spooky!? Hooray! Watch out for those cats though. They'll git ya.

We're back! And we're doctors now! Deeply disturbed, obsessive, possibly dangerous doctors. Oh, and we watched Rounding. It's really good.

It may be our least favorite in the Joko Anwar catalogue, but it's still better than most movies. Yup, we're griping about a sequel, again.

One of us loved it, the other just liked it. It's good. Promise.

It's not great. One of the most important character arcs belongs to a swimming pool, so there's that.

Hey, it's a sci-fi action movie with a solid horror premise. It's been done and done successfully. This isn't one of those. This one stinks.

This week we complain about a good movie simply because it exists.