We love you Rutger Hauer, but this movie isn't good. In fact, it's bad. Infuriatingly bad at times. 

It ain't good. We wanted it to be, but it ain't. Sorry.

It's a 1985 Tobe Hooper space vampire flick. So yeah, it's a glorious turd. The kind you make your friends look at.

It's fine. We could have used a lot more or a lot less, but it's fine. 

Maybe the best movie we've ever talked about. It should probably be on "all-time best" lists, but, ya know, horror movie directed by a Mexican woman... Unbelievable film, though. 

A film that draws a very clear distinction between the two questions: Is it good? and Did I like it? Very, very well done film.

Immediately became one of our favorite films of all-time. Absolutely incredible. 100 out of 100 vampire puppets. You all know about the puppet scale, right?

To be reductive, it's Found Footage Evil Dead. To be specific, it's a modern triumph of horror from a hugely creative and talented wife/husband duo. It proves that millions of dollars are no substitute for raw talent.

Germans... What are ya gonna do? Can't live with 'em, can't commit unspeakable acts of murder without 'em. 

Now this is a giallo! Early example of why Mario Bava is considered one of the most influential horror filmmakers of all time. All-time classic, and for good reason.